Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 260225 times)

vadermath · « **Reply #420 on:** February 23, 2009, 09:04:58 PM »

You get world domination, but a secret Conspiracy group called the Company gives all the shots, so you only become a puppet ruler.

I wish for the brain of Einstein, so I could use his knowledge to rule the world! Muwahahahahaha!

CN2 · « **Reply #421 on:** February 23, 2009, 09:21:24 PM »

You get it, but your inferior body cannot cope with the strain of the hugely smart brain, and you overload and die.

I wish for a peanut.

vadermath · « **Reply #422 on:** February 23, 2009, 09:43:30 PM »

The peanut hits you in the head, and you bleed out to death.

I wish for a license to never go to school again.

Pizzadude · « **Reply #423 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:25:57 PM »

You get the license but because of it you die in a horrible fire simply because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. If only you had been in school that day.

I wish for pie.

Silver Wolf · « **Reply #424 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:30:18 PM »

Rejoice, your pie is made with old cabbage and pig tails...
I wish I had PS3 or Wii

CN2 · « **Reply #425 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:44:42 PM »

You get a PS3, but I add you and annoy you so much your PS3 experience is ruined.

I wish for all the good t.v to be on earlier

vadermath · « **Reply #426 on:** February 24, 2009, 02:23:50 PM »

It is, but your TV burns in a gigantic flame, so you have no TV anymore.

CN2 · « **Reply #427 on:** February 24, 2009, 06:11:49 PM »

I wish I had a wish to spoil

Pizzadude · « **Reply #428 on:** February 24, 2009, 10:27:20 PM »

You get a wish to spoil but it turns out it is unspoilable.

I wish for a new claw

vadermath · « **Reply #429 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:20:17 PM »

You get a claw, but in your head, from Wolverine. So you bleed to death.

I wish for a wish.

CN2 · « **Reply #430 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:47:26 PM »

You get the wish, but the wish master comes and steals your soul. Its illegal to wish for another wish in wish world.

I wish for THAT bit of dust to be gone. Spoil that wish.

vadermath · « **Reply #431 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:52:05 PM »

That bit of dust is gone, but while it travels to the netherworld, it's last remaining particle develops a brain, and resurrects itself, and it starts commanding all the sand and dust in the world, ordering it to bury you alive.

I wish for someone to make a wish no one can spoil.

stormcloud · « **Reply #432 on:** February 26, 2009, 12:06:41 AM »

The unspoilable wish is made, and it completely ruins this thread, well done you idiot

I wish the motherboard didn't break in my laptop, so I could have used my free time more productively than music and comics (ie lab report that's in for friday D:)

Pizzadude · « **Reply #433 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:50:54 PM »

Your laptop is magically repaired, but your lab report proves to be too difficult and the implodes because of it.

I wish for forum domination.

stormcloud · « **Reply #434 on:** February 27, 2009, 01:13:52 AM »

It is dominated, BY JUBAL

i wish this lab report was easier to write

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Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 260225 times)