Spoil a wish

[vadermath]

You get world domination, but a secret Conspiracy group called the Company gives all the shots, so you only become a puppet ruler.

I wish for the brain of Einstein, so I could use his knowledge to rule the world! Muwahahahahaha!

[CN2]

You get it, but your inferior body cannot cope with the strain of the hugely smart brain, and you overload and die.

I wish for a peanut.

[vadermath]

The peanut hits you in the head, and you bleed out to death.

I wish for a license to never go to school again.

[Pizzadude]

You get the license but because of it you die in a horrible fire simply because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. If only you had been in school that day.

I wish for pie.

[Silver Wolf]

Rejoice, your pie is made with old cabbage and pig tails...
I wish I had PS3 or Wii

[CN2]

You get a PS3, but I add you and annoy you so much your PS3 experience is ruined.

I wish for all the good t.v to be on earlier

[vadermath]

It is, but your TV burns in a gigantic flame, so you have no TV anymore.

[CN2]

I wish I had a wish to spoil

[Pizzadude]

You get a wish to spoil but it turns out it is unspoilable.

I wish for a new claw

[vadermath]

You get a claw, but in your head, from Wolverine. So you bleed to death.

I wish for a wish.

[CN2]

You get the wish, but the wish master comes and steals your soul. Its illegal to wish for another wish in wish world.

I wish for THAT bit of dust to be gone. Spoil that wish.

[vadermath]

That bit of dust is gone, but while it travels to the netherworld, it's last remaining particle develops a brain, and resurrects itself, and it starts commanding all the sand and dust in the world, ordering it to bury you alive.

I wish for someone to make a wish no one can spoil.

[stormcloud]

The unspoilable wish is made, and it completely ruins this thread, well done you idiot

I wish the motherboard didn't break in my laptop, so I could have used my free time more productively than music and comics (ie lab report that's in for friday D:)

[Pizzadude]

Your laptop is magically repaired, but your lab report proves to be too difficult and the implodes because of it.

I wish for forum domination.

[stormcloud]

It is dominated, BY JUBAL

i wish this lab report was easier to write