Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 263313 times)

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #690 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:44:57 AM »

HA HA HA HA!! OWNED!!

Son of the King · « **Reply #691 on:** March 22, 2011, 01:12:11 PM »

No wish, can't spoil

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I wish Khan had posted a wish...

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #692 on:** March 22, 2011, 05:08:44 PM »

The wish was unspoilable.

I wish I had a pen that shot darts.

Son of the King · « **Reply #693 on:** March 22, 2011, 06:12:32 PM »

You get a pen that shoots darts, but you accidentally shoot yourself.

I wish I didn't need to do these differential equations.

Jubal · « **Reply #694 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:49:37 PM »

You don't have to do those differential equations; you have to do a harder set instead.

I wish I was less stressed.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #695 on:** March 23, 2011, 06:47:31 AM »

Too bad. It won't happen.

I wish for a hat.

comrade_general · « **Reply #696 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:12:31 PM »

The hat seals itself on your head and you wear it the rest of your life.

I wish for omnipotence.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #697 on:** March 24, 2011, 06:31:40 AM »

Too bad. I don't know what that word means.

I wish for the dead bunny.

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #698 on:** April 20, 2011, 01:54:13 AM »

The Bunneh dies but after three days comes back to life as the Divine Saviour of the world. ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH!!!

I wish to continue as the right-hand of the Bunneh in his quest to purge the web.

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #699 on:** April 20, 2011, 06:48:33 AM »

Too bad. You accept the way of the Resistance.

I wish that another Necroposter would come and fill the Beer Cellar for me to Necro.

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #700 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:26:55 PM »

All his replies are better that your's.

I wish for the power to look good in leather.

debux · « **Reply #701 on:** April 20, 2011, 07:03:17 PM »

You do... but then it's not the leather that makes you look back, it's the spoon that's wrapped around your face

I wish that my finger would get better

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #702 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:26:22 AM »

They so but they get worse than before because you put them in the blender.

I wish for more active Exilian members.

debux · « **Reply #703 on:** April 26, 2011, 11:52:53 PM »

You get them... but you grow jealous as they are all better than you at necroposting, taking your crown away

I wish for longer days, I hate waking when it's dark and that it gets dark again at 8

Jubal · « **Reply #704 on:** April 30, 2011, 03:47:16 PM »

Over the next few decades the earth stops spinning, so your day is as long as your year. This means that humanity can only now exist as nomads in the twilight zones, caught between the freezing cold of the dark side and the bombardment of radiation on the light side. The centripetal force that keeps the oceans in position is gone, so Earth becomes one super-continent with seas at the poles and impassably rugged terrain between. Civilisation as we know it is dead.

I only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeet...

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Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 263313 times)

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