Spoil a wish

[The Seamstress]

You get rest. THE rest. Of something. No one knows what.

I wish staying hydrated was easier.

[Jubal]

Staying hydrated is easy because you are 100 percent water and so is everything else. Doing anything other than being hydrated is impossible but you're maximally, permanently hydrated.

I wish I hadn't gotten sunburn today.

[The Seamstress]

You haven't been sunburnt, you've been sungrilled with olive oil, salt and herbs.

I wish I had a rabbit the size of a horse, as an environmentally-friendly mode of transportation.

[Jubal]

You have a horse sized rabbit. It is very lonely due to being the only horse sized rabbit in existence and you feel bad about it a lot.

I wish I had a day to nap between family trip and conferencing

[The Seamstress]

You have a day to nap. But it's a trap. You hear a tap, and then a snap. There is a little goblin chap. You get a map, but it is crap, leading you only to mishap.

I wish the world was less overwhelming.