Spoil a wish

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:33:14 PM

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Phoenixguard09

You get one.  He travels back in time and eats the bacteria that spawned the human race.  

I wish for a non-time-travelling fish.
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debux

You get it. But since it doesn't travel in time, you realize how boring it is to have a common fish and decide to make out a snack out of it

I wish to understand better the heavily accented english that's used in the Monty Python sketches
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Phoenixguard09

You are able to understand most of it.  And are then completely confused when John Cleese plays a Frenchman in the Holy Grail.  

I wish for a "ridiculous accent."
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Captain Carthage

You get it, but it travels over to your typing to so Debux can't understand you.

I wish my friends wouldn't make fun of me for liking final fantasy 13.
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Phoenixguard09

Your friends stop but randoms keep making fun.  

I wish for a cat that doesn't smell.  And no bomb in it either!
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debux

You get it. But it has a "ridiculous accent" that urges you to "make him sleep" (forever)

I wish for unlimited time to watch internets
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Phoenixguard09

You get it but then you have no time to eat.  Or breathe.  And you die.  But you don't have time for that either.  

I wish for a KFC to be constructed in my local area.
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Captain Carthage

It is. Shortly before a mutation in KFC stock causes a zombie outbreak.

I wish I was sexually attracted to the girl I love.
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debux

She becomes, but since the trend today is that all nice girl are related to vampires, she becomes one and eats your cookies

I wish I knew how to edit my avatar to look cooler
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Phoenixguard09

You are able to find a way.  And then people start to say you have no imagination cause it looks exactly like mine.  Conceited Phoenixguard FTW!   :D

I wish for....


a cookie.
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Captain Carthage

#655
You don't just get any cookie you get the finest cookie in all of Britainshire and indeed the World!

Fifty meters wide and two meters deep, able to be keep for months without going off and a one meate diameter sphere of liquid chocolate at the centre.

"Look at it! No really look at it! What do you mean you can't see it its right above you-." SPLAT.

"Oh dear, who
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Phoenixguard09

Haha LOL!   But you didn't wish.  And you told me off for that in another thread.
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debux

Nor did you phoenixguard  :P  Shame on both of you

I wish for a non-suicidal cookie
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Phoenixguard09

#658
You get one.  It is murdered.  

I wish for an immortal suicidal cookie.  

Anyway, as poster on this thread, it is his right to make a wish.   :P
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Andalus

You get an immortal suicide cookie. However, it repeatedly jumps off buildings onto your head, causing brain damage.

I wish I knew.
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