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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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Reply #465 on:
October 17, 2020, 11:10:35 PM »
unfortunately, the old, strange gods of cookie rain turned out to be
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old and strange, and kept asking for sacrifices of chocolate chips and for their worshipers to speak up, please, and pass the reading glasses.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 19, 2020, 04:14:53 PM »
Fortunately, the people of earth mostly found this endearing and the old, strange gods of cookie rain became the dominant faith, with Mary Berry becoming their high priestess.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 19, 2020, 06:36:40 PM »
Unfortunately, Mary Berry, drunk on power, sacrificed the rest of the Great British Bake Off cast (at least as it was before Channel 4 took it over.)
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 19, 2020, 07:22:15 PM »
Fortunately, "sacrifices" to the old, strange gods of cookie rain are just shut in an eternal bake-off tent and are required to make cookies forever.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 20, 2020, 07:42:11 PM »
Unfortunately, they don't get to eat the delicious cookies, only endlessly bake them.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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October 21, 2020, 02:48:57 PM »
Fortunately they get 99% of their pleasure through smell and the cookies also smell very delicious.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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November 10, 2020, 02:12:25 PM »
Unfortunately they get the other 1% of their pleasure from the magical essence of the iguana gnomes, and as the iguana gnomes don't actually exist this leaves them permanently 1% dissatisfied.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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November 10, 2020, 07:14:02 PM »
Fortunately the progress of evolution is magically speeded up by an explosion in one of those Radioactive Factories that Cause Superpowers and Stuff, causing iguana gnomes to spring into existance in less than a week
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November 11, 2020, 07:53:19 AM »
Unfortunately this explosion also gives rise to a dangerous super villain: Captain iguana giant
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January 29, 2021, 05:22:17 PM »
Fortunately it's winter and Captain Iguana Giant does not do well in cold weather.
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March 16, 2021, 10:12:33 PM »
Unfortunately the sufferings of Captain Iguana Giant are greatly distressing to all the smaller iguanas, and they rise up in support of their giant brethren and take controll of a large wool factory in Yorkshire.
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March 30, 2021, 09:41:51 AM »
Fortunately the old, strange gods of cookie rain, appeased by the existence of the iguana gnomes, decide to bestow their power on a hero who can a save the world from being smothered in an excessively large woolly jumper made by vengeful iguanas.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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April 13, 2021, 08:26:28 AM »
Unfortunately the cookie rain hero is... the cookie monster. His power & duty to save the world are forgotten in the face of a dangerous cookie addiction.
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June 13, 2021, 12:54:45 PM »
Fortunately, the Old, Strange Gods of Cookie Rain can lead the Cookie Monster in the right direction with well targeted rains of cookies.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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August 25, 2023, 01:01:17 PM »
Unfortunately some actual rain began, and continued for so long that everything became flooded
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