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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #435 on: June 02, 2020, 12:20:22 AM »
Fortunately, the Dark Secret comes to realise that its worth is not based on sucess or its ability to function normatively

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #436 on: June 22, 2020, 08:39:26 AM »
Unfortunately this relisation is quite the burden to bear, so the secret decides to move to a remote house on a Mississipi bayou and spend the rest of it's days whittling little wooden mallards
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #437 on: June 22, 2020, 12:51:23 PM »
Fortunately the little wooden mallards grow sapient and go on a zany feelgood adventure with the Dark Secret.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #438 on: June 25, 2020, 09:36:34 AM »
Unfortunately the adventure leads them to confront their one true nemesis: Averagely sized wooden mallards
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #439 on: June 26, 2020, 10:19:04 PM »
fortunately, the Dark Secret knows the great weakness of the Averagely sized wollen mallards: Parisian rasberry macarons

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #440 on: July 03, 2020, 07:50:58 PM »
Unfortunately, Macron stole the macarons and hid them in Macon in a pile of macaroni.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #441 on: July 04, 2020, 12:21:58 PM »
Fortunately, macarons au macaroni is quite a delicacy in Macon, so the Averagely sized wooden mallards have a lovely time scoffing them with the townsfolk
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #442 on: July 06, 2020, 11:14:32 AM »
Unfortunately there was a macarons au macaroni shortage, neither the mallards or townsfolk could scoff any

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #443 on: July 08, 2020, 08:57:25 AM »
Fortunately Paul Hollywood happened to be passing through the area and baked them all up an enormous batch
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #444 on: July 08, 2020, 09:26:25 AM »
Unfortunately Mary Berry tried one, was not impressed and decided they are not good enough for the mallards or townsfolk

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #445 on: July 08, 2020, 12:36:31 PM »
Fortunately, the townsfolk had new alternative entertainment, as Paul Hollywood decided this was a mortal insult and challenged Mary Berry to a BAKE OFF TO THE DEATH.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #446 on: July 11, 2020, 12:19:48 AM »
Unfortunately, bake off to the death is not nearly as thrilling a form of entertainment as the name might suggest, since it takes quite a long time to die from testing too many pies and cakes. The townspeople and the mallards begin to grow restless and throw tomatoes...

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #447 on: July 14, 2020, 06:51:08 AM »
Fortunately the contestants decide to abandon their grizzly challenge, and instead start throwing the tomatoes back in a jovial manner. This escalates as more people join in with the throwing. It eventually becomes a tomato based conflict that engulfs the entire town (similar to La Tomatina in Spain), and everyone has a lot of fun.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #448 on: July 14, 2020, 11:07:24 AM »
Unfortunately in amongst all of the fun, so many tomatoes were hurled that the town quickly became flooded in tomato sauce. So, everyone bottled it all and went on a big business scheme that brought huge amounts of money back into the town, they made a rich tomato sauce good enough to sell and became rich too!

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #449 on: July 14, 2020, 10:20:33 PM »
Unfortunately, the international tomato-sauce producers federation becomes jealous of the runaway sucess of this new tomato sauce, and
began to draw up dastardly schemes against the town.