Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, the birds blow up the negotiations, with the help of some Phoenix guy called Fawkes...

[Tusky]

Fortunately, they "blow up" the negotiations in the sense that they turn them into a tremendous party, to celebrate the new peace treaty. DJ Fawkes gets everyone up and dancing, even Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse causes some resentment due to its high training allowing it to absolutely own every dance-off it gets involved in.

[Tusky]

Fortunately as this forest-wide party is going on, a group of greenpeace activists happens by. They see how the Squirrel Socialist Party, the Woodpecker Nationalist Syndicate, the Leafcutter Ant Workers Consortium, Tree Socialist Party and various guest celebrity birds are getting on so well. Amazed and inspired, they rush off to save an imperilled group of elephants.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, the local dictator imprisons the Greenpeace activists and due to Corona, the organisation has no more funding and can't hire lawyers to get them out.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the formerly imperilled elephants break down the prison and free the activists.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately the activists were jaded and angered by their wrongful imprisonment. They forget their previous dedication to animal rights. Being big fans of ancient Carthage, they deck the elephants out with turrets and armor, and go off to battle the local dictator.

[Ierne]

fortunately, the local dictator, living in the 21st century, was wildly underprepared for armoured elephants, and despite their lack of military experience, the greenpeace activists suceed in deposing him

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the rejuvenated Greenpeace Empire of Carthage has a dark secret looming at its heart.

[Ierne]

Fortunately, the Lower Uxford On The Marsh Girl Scouts are on hand to investigate the dark secret of the Rejuvenated Greenpeace Empire of Carthage and bring it to light

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the Lower Uxford On The Marsh Girl Scouts are demoralised, drunk, and disorderly.

[Tusky]

Fortunately, so is the Greenpeace Empire of Carthage. The girl scouts fit in very well and uncover the dark secret!

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the Dark Secret did not want to be uncovered and pulls the duvet back over itself so it can get some more sleep.

[Ierne]

Fortunately, the Dark Secret has the full sympathy of humanity, and the UN passes a resolution that it should only have to come to light of its own free will

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the dark secret therefore sleeps through its alarm and fails to do important things it was meant to.