Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the Friendly Mad Genius Scientist, Professor McBlusterfluff, is KIDNAPPED BY WIBULNIBS

[Tusky]

Fortunately the wibulnibs only kidnapped him in order to help them unblock a sink, and release him once done

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the unblocked sink means that the Wibulnibs can now summon the dread Waste Pipe Monsters from their slumberings.

[Ierne]

Fortunately, the Dread Waste Pipe Monsters really want more time in bed, and return grumpily to their pipe, after having given the Wibulnibs a good telling off for waking them up.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the dreams of the waste pipe monsters are disturbed and restless tonight...

[Tusky]

Fortunately the vibrations caused by his fitfulness is used by a family of mice living on top of an overhanging pipe to lull their fretting babies to sleep instead

[Jubal]

Unfortunately the waste pipe monsters are unaware of their good deed, because they can't speak mouse.

[Ierne]

Fortunately, great developments are soo made in rge field of inter-species linguistics, allowing mice and sewer pipe monsters to communicate for the first time

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the sewer pipe monsters are horrified by how uncouth and improperly spoken the mice are.

[Tusky]

Fortunately, in being horrified so, the sewer pipe monsters burst into a shower of unpleasant smelling sludge

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the sewer is now blocked with unpleasant smelling sludge which is mostly the remains of entirely innocent waste pipe monsters.

[Tusky]

Fortunately an altruistic plumber called Pete happens by to clear the blockage for everyone creating a fragrant and pleasant atmosphere for everyone.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, Pete becomes an adored hero for saving everyone from the stench and is then corrupted by power and wealth.

[Tusky]

Fortunately his corruption is limited to plumbing, which he knows most about. It manifests itself only in slight increases in taxes on piping and slight increases on waiting times for call outs (which nobody notices since the waits are pretty long anyway)

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, this means that the complex piping for Professor McBlusterFluff's latest experiment is entirely impossible to produce and maintain.