Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the new government enforces the use of electric eco-friendly vehicles, which are nice and quiet.

[Ierne]

Unfortunately, whilst being friendly to the environment, the new vehicles aren't friendly to anyone else, and quietly whisper menacing threats to anyone who tries to drive or go near them

[Jubal]

Fortunately, they are speaking Car, and nobody understands them.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately, motorbikes know car passably, and also English.  They quietly whisper insults to people causing a number of conniptions.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, that number is three, and they were all quite unpleasant people to begin with.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately, one of those 3 became just that bit too unpleasant as a result of this taunting. He writes a really rather mean message in the dirt of a grubby car, which casts aspersions about it's owner.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, he has become so mean that he is blinded by rage, and fails to realise that the car is his own.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately he then tries to drive off, and crashes into a bus stop, rendering it out of service for a few days.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the out of service bus stop is rebuilt in a beautiful art deco style and becomes the talk of the neighbourhood.

[Ierne]

Unfortunately this once-peaceful village is now flooded with hoards of art-deco-loving tourists and no one can get any rest

[Jubal]

Fortunately, this expands the local economy so much that the villagers who wanted rest can afford to sell up and move to a tropical island they bought themselves.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately they bought the island from an evil colonialist that had unfairly evicted some natives in order that he could sell it

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the villagers have great anti-colonial sentiment and return the land to the natives, creating a nearby floating artificial private island for them to keep living on.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately for them, it's made from thrown away plastic, and not very nice to live on

[Ierne]

Fortunately, the group of villagers contains a landscape designer, an architect, and a Friendly Mad Genius Scientist who figures out how to turn plastic bottles into soil. They make the artificial island literally the best ever.