Would you rather?

[Jubal]

I can shave the palms I guess.

No Christmas, or Christmas but you have to spend a whole week in advance wandering badly organised department stores?

[comrade_general]

No Christmas.

Die now or spend many years being miserable and die anyway?

[Jubal]

Spend many years being miserable. You can be miserable and still do useful and worthwhile stuff.

Ravens or Writing Desks?

[Caradìlis]

Ravens, I have a desk and I am missing Hugin and Munin...

Hugin or Munin?

[Jubal]

I think as a historian I'm obliged to say Munin...

Fire or Radiator?

[Caradìlis]

Fire... More alive... More destructive... Also, chaotic, untamable and gets out of control quickly - oh, but hey, that's meee!

Jumper or blanket?

[Jubal]

Blanket. Is bedtime.

Hugs or high fives?

[Caradìlis]

Hugs. They're the only human interaction I can master well...

Humans or aliens?

[Jubal]

Humans. I don't know if aliens would appreciate hugs.

Christmas Tree or Christmas Dinner?

[Caradìlis]

Christmas Tree. No one ever judges me for eating/not eating it...

Pistachios or Almonds?

[Tusky]

Almonds pls

narcissism or arrogance?

[Jubal]

Arrogance. You can recover from that, narcissism screws you up for life much more.

Candlestick or Fireplace?

[Caradìlis]

Fireplace, that one can't fall over and burn down everything you care about... (It's best you don't ask...)

Hell or a woman scorned?

[comrade_general]

Hell. By all means.

Saxons or Danes?

[Jubal]

Eh, Saxons.

East Angles or Mercians?