Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, generally mosaic, but the super soft floor would be better in areas where the bunnies are. So maybe both?


Would you rather be washed by a cat or by a bunny? 

[Jubal]

Uh, either seems like it would be pretty strange. I think I'll go with the bunny? Maybe? I have no frame of reference for how to make this decision.

Would you rather visit classical Rome or Han China?

[The Seamstress]

(Cats' tongues are bristly, rabbits' are not, that's the main difference. Lol. This question was brought to you by the buns attempting to wash my arms.)

I'd go to Han China, definitely.

Would you rather learn to sew by hand or by machine?

[Jubal]

I feel like machine would let me do a wider range of things more efficiently, so that.

Would you rather this was the real life, or this was just fantasy?

(Being caught in a landslide with no escape from reality, or opening your eyes to look up to the skies and see, are both optional).

[The Seamstress]

I prefer real life, I think...

Would you rather gather madder or would you rather blather sadder?

[Jubal]

I do too much sad blathering as is And madder can be used to make nice natural dyes. So I would definitely gather madder, given the option.

Would you rather haul the oars or climb the rigging?

[The Seamstress]

Realistically, I wouldn't be capable to do either, but considering my fear of heights, I'd rather haul the oars.


Would you rather your neighbours were human-sized anthropomorphic bees or ants?

[Jubal]

Bees I think? They're fluffier.

Would you rather attempt to become a world champion tiddlywinks player or a world champion shove ha'penny player?

[The Seamstress]

I have never played either (I had to look them up, in fact), so I choose the one that has the funnier name, hence tiddlywinks.

Would you rather be a creepypasta narrator on Youtube or a hobbit fashion influencer on Instagram?

[Jubal]

I'm much better as a hobbit. Though that would mean I had to actually use Instagram which doesn't seem a fun time.

Would you rather post in the would you rather thread or the ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer thread?

[The Seamstress]

Oh no, I like both... Though the stupid question/answer thread is maybe slightly more fun. But I can't decide, really.

Would you rather all cars transformed into huge bugs (that can still be used for transportation purposes) or all trains transformed into huge millipedes (same)?

[Jubal]

Bug cars! They'd be fun to watch and I don't use cars much.

Would you rather cough ten percent more often or break wind ten percent more often?

[The Seamstress]

Oh gosh, lol. The coughing, most definitely.

Would you rather smoke a pipe or a cigar?

[Jubal]

A pipe, absolutely! I generally can't stand tobacco smoke, but my sole sadness about the fact that I don't smoke is that it means I can't smoke the pipe I own, which is handed down from a great-great-uncle (I think) and is an absolutely lovely old wooden one with an enormous bowl just polished up from a section of cherry-wood that still has the bark on.

Would you rather swear, on pain of painful death, to never eat avocado toast, or to never have a pumpkin spice latte?

[The Seamstress]

I've never had either, but I guess in this case I wouldn't need to do anything because I like neither avocado nor coffee, just keep it, thanks. 


Would you rather win a Giant Vegetable Championship or a Fancy Rose-Grower Competition?