Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Fancy rose growing I think, but either is good.

Would you rather sell fruit to the heroes of an adventure, or sit in the background while they have drinks at a tavern?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, depends, I guess. If selling fruit means I have to be in the danger zone, then I'd rather not (or if possible, set up my shop somewhere safe). But I think I'm generally more the "sit and listen" kind of person.


Pesto alla genovese or pesto rosso?

[Jubal]

Genovese, but you break my heart making me choose.

Brick or concrete?

[The Seamstress]

Brick.

Would you rather go ice-skating or sledging?

[Jubal]

Sledging, I can usually stay on a sledge


Ancient temple or ancient theatre?

[The Seamstress]

I don't think I have any preference there, it's 50:50 really. But let's say theatre.

Analogue or digital watch?

[Jubal]

Analogue watch.


Red grapes or white grapes?

[The Seamstress]

White grapes.

Blueberry or chocolate muffins?

[Jubal]

Blueberry.

Margarine or butter (on toast) ?

[The Seamstress]

Butter. Always butter.

Would you rather be able to grow roots and absorb nutrients from the ground, or be able to get twice the energy from half the amount of sleep?

[Jubal]

The sleep thing. I'm so bad at sleep.

Would you rather I turned into a force ghost or a human-level-intelligence squirrel?

[The Seamstress]

The squirrel, of course. Who needs The Force when you can have The Floof. Besides, it was all foretold in The Ancient Anime.

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Would you rather be able to talk with rocks or with plants?

[Jubal]

Ooh. I think with rocks. Longer memories. Though I would love to talk to trees, too.

Would you rather all wombats wore top hats, or all badgers wore mitres?

[The Seamstress]

Wombats with top hats. And little monocles. And bow ties. (I think I need to draw that some day.)


Would you rather eat a meal containing snails, or insects?

[Jubal]

Snails, probably, since garlicky snails are an actual French delicacy: though I would not actually have much of an issue with the idea of eating either if prepared well.

Would you rather all your tears turned to wine, or all your fingernail clippings turned into chilli flakes?