Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Shampoo I guess?

Lose weight or lose stress?

[The Seamstress]

Lose stress.

Go for a walk or go for a talk?

[Jubal]

Talk, I have not seen humans enough lately.

Pun duel or pillow fight?

[The Seamstress]

I'm generally not a physically violent person, even when the weapons are pillows. So maybe the puns? Though I'd probably be bad at that one, too.

Super Mario or Sonic the Hedgehog?

[Jubal]

Sonic, though I have no great loyalty to either.

Link or Zelda?

[The Seamstress]

Also no special loyalties; in the games I've seen so far (which are admittedly not many) Zelda isn't doing much though, so I think I'd go with Link to explore temples & such.

You're in a "Big Brother" type reality show, but in a fantasy realm, and there's two groups of people, one of which you have to choose to live with: Would you rather a) Frodo, Dr. Frankenstein, the violet cow from the Milka commercial, Eeyore, and Anne of Green Gables, or b) Jean-Luc Picard, Saruman, Winnie the Pooh, a talking goat of unholy origins, and Jane Eyre?

(Edit: A reality show in a fantasy realm... uhm, yeah, lol.)

[Jubal]

It's an amusing quirk of language that "you're in a reality show in a fantasy realm" makes total sense despite the seeming contradiction

Difficult decision all round! I think part of it depends when in their timelines we're at... but I think Frodo and Eeyore sounds a more relaxing house to be in.

Would you rather hange out with Eeyore or Tigger?

[The Seamstress]

Tigger is a good-natured character but by his very nature quite bouncy which might be overwhelming at some point I guess. I feel like Eeyore is more of a kindred spirit so I'd rather hang out with him.

Spooky book or spooky movie?

[Jubal]

In one online community I hung out on in like 2010-ish, they actually nicknamed me Eeyore:)

Spooky book. No jump scares for me please.

Stoat or fox?

[The Seamstress]

Fox.

Fight orcs with JRR Tolkien or solve a murder with Agatha Christie?

[Jubal]

Solve a murder. I'm too smol to fight orcs at the moment.

Live with Agatha Christie, but she's in the body of a jay, or Mary Shelley, but she's in the body of a jackdaw?

[The Seamstress]

Jay Agatha!

Live on a floating space station or in a colony on the moon?

[Jubal]

Moonbase, for the slightly higher gravity.

You're being assigned to a base in a more extreme location: go to live beneath the ice of Europa (the moon, that is), or become part of the terraforming Venus project?

[The Seamstress]

Both don't seem very appealing tbh, but I guess I'd rather freeze than be on a 400°C heat hell planet, so Europa.

Be a coach for wibulnibs who want to improve their behaviour to live in human society, or be ringmaster in a circus where all the performers are giant anthropomorphic insects?

[Jubal]

Wibulnib coach.

Gumption or pulchritude?