Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Gumption. Maybe then I'd get things done instead of procrastinating all the time.

Bathe in milk or in lemonade?

[Jubal]

Eesh. Milk? I think? Both sound very icky.


Get in a bath full of mud or jelly?

[The Seamstress]

Mud. Because jelly... *gags*

Nature walk or flea market visit?

[Jubal]

Agreed, jelly is definitely worse than mud.

Nature walk! Though flea markets are nice too, nature is better.

Pheasants or quail?

[The Seamstress]

Quail! I don't like pheasants that much.

Explore a riverbank or a wooded hill?

[Jubal]

Riverbank, am in a flat wet land mood

Crawl through the air vents or run through the corridors dodging the security robots?

[The Seamstress]

If the air vents are large enough to not make me claustrophobic and/or get stuck, then air vents.

Catch an escaped bunny or an escaped mongoose?

[Jubal]

Bunny!

You can teleport but with a rather significant limitation. Would you rather be able to teleport to Stephansplatz from anywhere, or to the nearest toilet to your current location wherever in the world you are?

[The Seamstress]

Hm... The toilet thing would be really practical but given that I usually don't travel so wouldn't have much need for that one... I think Stephansplatz is the better option. No annoying commuting! I could just teleport into the city, get ice cream or cake or something, or browse a bookstore, and teleport back home. Gosh, I want that. Now.

You find a mysterious box. Attached to it is a note: "DO NOT OPEN". Succumb to curiosity and open it, or give it to someone else?

[Jubal]

Depends on other features of the box I think: how old, how official looking, how well sealed, etc. But probably open.

Would you rather meet Hathor or Isis?

[The Seamstress]

Probably Isis? She seems to have been quite long-living, so might have more wisdom and stories to share.

Make a TV documentary about how the Illuminati are responsible for the tinfoil hat trend, or about how underground lizard vampires are running the world using the microplastics in our brains to control us?

[Jubal]

Lizard vampires. At least microplastics are a real problem even if it requires misidentifying the source.


Vampire bats are being replaced. Vampire voles, or vampire doves?

[The Seamstress]

Vampire voles. If the doves ever decided to attack us, we'd be worse off.

Art History Museum or Natural History Museum?

[Jubal]

Hm. Depends on the art. I'm actually going to go Natural History I think.


Giant ground sloth or sabre-toothed cat?

[The Seamstress]

Sloths, they're probably friendlier.

Build a tree house in the woods or collect shiny pebbles in a creek?