King of the Hill

[Pentagathus]

Diplomacy eh? I'll try the RTW style of diplomacy.
Please do not attack. Accept or I will attack.
This is MYHILL(S)!

[Scarlet]

I'm fed up with diplomacy. It's dull. I shall crush your tiny insignificant rebellion like a coke can underneath my foot!

My hill once more!

[Othko97]

I shake up a can of coke and through it at you. On the can it says "Share a coke with Scarlet", so you open it, get soaked and vacate the hill.

My hill.

[Pentagathus]

Sup bitches. Its a nice view from this here hill.

[Scarlet]

What? This hill that's mine Penty?

[Pentagathus]

Oh that hollow bump you're standing on? I tunnelled into it whilst you were all distracted and built a new hill over here. Its much nicer.

[Scarlet]

Clearly you are confused my friend. There there, it's been a long day. Just lie there and get some sleep while I rule this here hill. No need to worry about anything...

[Pentagathus]

Rule your little incline, I'm happy here upon my mountain.

[Jubal]

I suppose it's my hill now, since nobody else seems to be able to look after it.

[Scarlet]

I have a Dalek, foolish of you to give me that weapon o Jubal. So that's my hill?

[Son of the King]

Kill the king, the king is dead. I am the king, long live the king. I build a big wall around the hill.

[Lady Grey]

I marry SotK, current King. I then assume kingly power as Queen

[Othko97]

Sadly, your wedding was crashed by the loose Roose and the Freys.

My Hill.

[Scarlet]

I kill my delightful father in cold blood and assume my rightful place on the top of my hill.

[Son of the King]

My wife and I are brought back thanks to the red god, and reclaim our rightful place atop my hill.