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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #105 on: September 03, 2011, 02:37:50 AM »
Because I ate a hole straight through the center.

Why did PG09 use a weapon from Morrowind in his signature. (The Ban-Hammer)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2011, 05:10:09 AM »
Because I didn't know it was a Morrowind weapon. I've never even played Morrowind, hence why I was unnaware of the connotations.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2011, 02:20:40 PM »
Because pirates are bloody and have to use it to constantly disinfect themselves.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #108 on: September 18, 2011, 02:51:27 PM »
No. Obviously.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #109 on: September 18, 2011, 08:44:02 PM »
because you are not Aztec...  [ ??? ]

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #110 on: September 19, 2011, 05:08:03 AM »
Because Atlantis has always been a kingdom. No emperors. Only kings.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #111 on: September 23, 2011, 04:47:39 AM »
Because Australians are posterity of Ancient, DEMOCRATIC athens and they don't like people like Julius Ceasar [DICTATOR] because they are not Roman-minded !  :o

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #112 on: September 23, 2011, 09:09:29 AM »
The UK.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #113 on: September 23, 2011, 08:57:34 PM »
Start from the inside.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #114 on: September 26, 2011, 08:16:13 AM »
Somethings wrong with your retinas.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #115 on: September 27, 2011, 06:34:21 PM »
Because you broke gravity.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #116 on: October 02, 2011, 05:08:58 PM »
Because the tea decided it was too awesome for your biscuts and doesnt want anything to do with them.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #117 on: October 02, 2011, 11:05:40 PM »
Me and my awesome magic of course.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #118 on: October 02, 2011, 11:09:15 PM »
Because your that damn swish ^^

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #119 on: October 04, 2011, 02:07:57 AM »
Because she's clever, ya know...

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