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Tusky

#2310
May 28, 2025, 07:09:03 AM
It's the work of wolves. Wobbly worn wood would be worse I wouldn't wonder.

Where is the most effective place to sweep?
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Jubal

#2311
May 28, 2025, 08:21:24 AM
Where it's sooty.

Why don't we make more brick ceilings?
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Othko97

#2312
May 28, 2025, 09:51:03 AM
To save bricklayers from getting neck cramp.

Why do we make so many brick walls?
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Jubal

#2313
May 28, 2025, 03:20:14 PM
So they can have weird hidden doors in puzzle games.


Why don't more houses have revolving bookcases?
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Tusky

#2314
May 28, 2025, 06:25:57 PM
It's my fault really. I have been trying to replace all of the revolving doors in England with revolving bookcases for some months now... but I will need more time. Or a bigger team. However a bigger team would have to come from governmental policy, since I can't afford the wages out of my own pocket! Current eta for completion is March 2029, although with a bit of funding for 2 extra team members I think we can have them all done by December.


What are some better tools for herding cats, since it is so famously difficult?
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