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#300
July 21, 2012, 03:32:55 AM
So people can mash them for the Kings dinner.

What does the king do in his spare time?
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#301
July 22, 2012, 01:00:47 PM
He goes hunting in his bathroom... He tries to find the Royal Spider!

So what does a pangolin do when he meets an armadillo? [That's Jubal's sphere of interest, he might kniow about it...]
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Cuddly Khan

#302
July 22, 2012, 01:27:38 PM
Calls the King to deal with him. ;D

Where is the King when he's hungry?
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#303
July 22, 2012, 11:54:48 PM
In the stable. He has very un-common tastes.

What do the horses think of the King eating their food (and the "leftovers" of it)?
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Cuddly Khan

#304
July 23, 2012, 08:12:27 AM
That it's very nice of him. They can't eat it all by themselves.

Why does the King have such a bad taste in food?
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#305
July 23, 2012, 06:32:35 PM
Because you're too fuzzy and aren't willing to try new things (hay is delicious! I don't know about the other though)

Why doesn't Khan like hay?
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#306
July 23, 2012, 07:46:27 PM
In fact he does like hay...

When is Khan eating his hay snack? Dinner or Breakfast?  :P
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#307
July 23, 2012, 09:23:31 PM
Whenever the King does. ;D

What country is the King a war with?
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#308
July 25, 2012, 03:18:38 AM
Portugal ;D

Why does the king hate portugal?
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#309
July 25, 2012, 08:45:47 AM
Because it fills his country with shrapnel.

How does the King resolve this?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Cuddly Khan

#310
July 25, 2012, 08:54:32 AM
Because it fills his country with shrapnel.

How does the King resolve this?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

debux

#311
July 26, 2012, 03:22:55 AM
By spamming the forums (with a double post *whistles* )

How can the King stay as governor, when all he does is spend time on the computer and in the stables?
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#312
July 30, 2012, 12:39:47 PM
He uses the Khan's trusted Mercenaries, which guard his throne from possible rebels or pretenders...

''Khan Save the King'' is the Anthem BTW and it's sung by the ''Copulation Revolvers''.

Who is the lead singer of the Copulation revolvers??
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#313
July 30, 2012, 11:18:08 PM
His name is a secret. He is only known as "The long appendage of the procreational law".

Why are butt pirates butt pirates?
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#314
July 30, 2012, 11:51:04 PM
Because or else they'd be pirate boots (ha!)

How can some puns be so lame?
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