Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skull]

Me.

Why was that question stupid?

[debux]

Because the answer given had already been predicted, so the author of the question made no effort to make it more complex.

Why am I so confusing when trying to explain something?

[Skull]

Because you are Confucius.


Why is Dimos Confucius?
And why is he immortal?

[Silver Wolf]

Because he lives my backyard.
And he really is immoral.

Why is he so immoral?

[Dimos]

Because HE is myself.

Why I am what I am?

[Skull]

You won a race while you were still made out of Sugar and Vitamin C!

What would happen if none of us won the race while we were still made out of Sugar and Vitamin C?

[Dimos]

Then I would be you and you would be me!

What would be our emotions if I wasn't me and you wasn't you?

[debux]

I would be terribly confused, because I have a hard time understand those "if you were you" questions.

Why am I so retarded?

[Dimos]

Because you took a retirment...

Why Debux flew off to Geneva, while he had an afternoon fever? (fevah  )

[Cuddly Khan]

To spread the Zombie Apocalypse that we're yet to hear of...

Why do I live on a farm?

[debux]

*Celestial angels drop from the sky and sing the answer in the holiest of voices* Because you like to milk cows. You liiiike to milk cows

(Hey, the topic title is "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer". Without the asterisks it wasn't stupid enough)

If you had to eat thirty bananas for every hour you spent playing video games, how long would you play daily, and how long do you think you'd last before you couldn't take it anymore?

[Cuddly Khan]

...I really barely play video games ever anymore... but I'd play them 24/7 if the were free. That's 1640 bananas a day! Who would say no to that!? I'd last the rest of my lifetime!

Why is it 31,556,952 seconds in a year and not 31,556,926 or the other way around?

[Dimos]

Because you are the UNholy TIME-KeepER of the UNI-verse.

Why do I write SO GoOd th1ngZ?

[Silver Wolf]

Se equívoca usted señor, mi nombre es Juan Pérez.

Why don't we have tentacles instead of toes?

[Dimos]

Because we exchanged brains with Octapuses at the dawn of Creation!

Why Creation happened at dawn? (I was still sleeping, what about you?)