Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tusky]

It's the work of wolves. Wobbly worn wood would be worse I wouldn't wonder.

Where is the most effective place to sweep?

[Jubal]

Where it's sooty.

Why don't we make more brick ceilings?

[Othko97]

To save bricklayers from getting neck cramp.

Why do we make so many brick walls?

[Jubal]

So they can have weird hidden doors in puzzle games.


Why don't more houses have revolving bookcases?

[Tusky]

It's my fault really. I have been trying to replace all of the revolving doors in England with revolving bookcases for some months now... but I will need more time. Or a bigger team. However a bigger team would have to come from governmental policy, since I can't afford the wages out of my own pocket! Current eta for completion is March 2029, although with a bit of funding for 2 extra team members I think we can have them all done by December.


What are some better tools for herding cats, since it is so famously difficult?

[The Seamstress]

You'll need a specially trained guard sheep, they know what to do.


Why isn't MA thesis writing more fun?

[Jubal]

They saved all the fun bits for the PhD, of course:p

What is a train really?

[The Seamstress]

A conspiracy. Trains aren't real, actually. We've all been manipulated by Big Train since the 19th century, they put something in our water, or maybe in the air, to make us believe trains exist. But they don't. They never did! It was all aliens.

What are the rabbits planning?

[Jubal]

Trains.

When are the rabbits planning the trains for?

[The Seamstress]

SOON

What are the rabbits planning the trains for?

[Jubal]

fun:)

Why isn't Czechia just spelled Checkier?

[Tusky]

Check my what, sorry?

[Jubal]

Check your czech cheque!

Why didn't you czech your cheque check?

[The Seamstress]

Because chickens.

Mothman, The Rake, and Bigfoot walk into a bar. What happens next?