Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Tricorne.

You won The Farmingshire Cheese Championship! Now choose your prize: a cow, 3 litres of milk and a cowboy hat, or a goat and a 20 kilogram goat cheese loaf?

[Jubal]

The goat one. Hirqunity for the win!

You have two buttons for deciding the fate of the world, one says "Reset" the other says "Bugfix". Would you rather hit the first or the second?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, that's difficult. Reset would probably be a chance to start over with a clean slate and then doing things better, though I doubt it would play out very differently from what it did already if the same people came into power and thus the same mistakes would be made etc. etc. And we would maybe lose some good things, too. So I guess it's going to be bugfix.

Would you rather meet King Arthur or Robin Hood?

[Jubal]

Robin Hood, I think.

Would you rather be a sentient bowl or a sentient plate?

[The Seamstress]

A bowl, I like bowls.

Would you rather involuntarily transform into an aggressive bird or into an aggressive grasshopper whenever you feel angry?

[Jubal]

Aggressive bird.

Would you rather be a fungus or a bacterium?

[The Seamstress]

Fungus. I could just sit quietly in a forest, minding my own fungus business.

Would you rather be a waterfall or a chunk of ice in a cave?

[Jubal]

A waterfall. If computer games are to be believed, I might have treasure behind me then!

Would you rather live in a deep cave or a high treehouse?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, depends on how high the treehouse is and how much it would trigger my fear of heights, but living among trees would be nice, I guess. Though ususally I like to stay on the ground.

Would you rather be taught a new thing or teach a new thing to someone?

[Jubal]

I tend to enjoy teaching more as a process, even if I'd gain more from being taught.

Would you rather plunder (pirate treasure obtained from capturing ships), or plunder (certain sorts of pastry, auf Deutsch)?

[The Seamstress]

Plunder (the pastry) Plundering all the plunder.

Nougat or marzipan?

[Jubal]

Not super hot on either, but nougat I guess on balance?

Cows with big horns or sheep with big horns?

[The Seamstress]

Sheep.

Word or Excel?

[Jubal]

Word.

New York or New Amsterdam?

[The Seamstress]

New York, I think.

Wear ridiculous shoes or ridiculous hats on a daily basis?