Would you rather?

[Tusky]

ridiculous hats - unless I could get guaranteed on the comfort levels of the ridiculous shoes!

Have a story about you go viral for ages because you did an distasteful impression, or be visited 12 times during your life by a very scary ghost

[The Seamstress]

Assuming the ghost only visits to say hi and be scary, and doesn't harm me: the ghost.

Would you rather have a huge library of books about a single topic that interests you, or a huge library of all kinds of books that someone else randomly put in there?

[Jubal]

Hm, really difficult. I think I need to be an academic and go topic focused but it's very difficult I do like my miscellanies.

Would you rather lose access to half your kitchen cupboards for a week, or all of your bookshelves?

[The Seamstress]

The kitchen cupboards!

Would you rather live in a world where everything is cake, or everything is gingerbread?

[Jubal]

I feel like it depends on the type of cake. Gingerbread might have more structural integrity? I'm honestly not sure what happens to the physics of the planet if it's all cake but presumable nothing good.

Would you rather physically walk into your dreams, or physically walk into someone else's dreams?

[The Seamstress]

I admit it would be interesting sometimes to see what's going on in other people's dreaming minds, but then again... it would also be an invasion of sorts, so I'd probably stay in my own dreams.

Would you rather find the answers to all your yet unanswered life questions, or be able to magically answer other people's life questions (whatever those are)?

[Jubal]

I think magically answer other people's life questions, because if I picked it for me I'd feel guilty about being selfish about it the rest of my life.

Would you rather have a new mattress or a new sofa?

[The Seamstress]

New sofa. Probably a much bigger one than I currently have, for enhanced cosiness.

Would you rather listen to music you absolutely hate or to creepypasta nonstop for a full day?

[Jubal]

Music I hate I think wins that grim choice.

Temperature just slightly higher than you like or just slightly lower, in your home for a week?

[The Seamstress]

Lower. Because duvet.

Would you rather look like a demon or like a fairy?

[Jubal]

Fairy!

Would you rather your home filled with smoke or filled with dust for three hours?

[The Seamstress]

Uh... dust, I guess? Both sound awful.

Would you rather go unnoticed or notice ungoing?

[Jubal]

I'll go unnoticed.

Would you rather have a big bushy beard or have a wispy little goatee?

[The Seamstress]

I'm not convinced a beard would look good on me, but if I have to, I'll go the whole hog and say the bushy beard.

You're trapped in a tower by an evil wizard. Would you rather wait for your pangolin army to rescue you, or try climbing out a window and escaping that way?

[Jubal]

I think the pangolins can handle it

Would you rather own a chain-mail shirt or a Roman style block of segmented chest armour?