Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Volcano! I think that'd be prettier.

Would you rather be followed around by a flock of twenty rosefinches or a flock of twenty goldfinches?

[The Seamstress]

Ooh that's hard to decide, they're all cute. But I'll choose according to personal colour preference and say the rosefinches.

Would you rather involuntarily chirp like a bird or bleat like a sheep whenever something or someone surprises you?

[Jubal]

Birb:)

Would you rather have a hat made of dry grass or a tunic made of fig leaves?

[The Seamstress]

Hay hat! Though I guess it wouldn't last long with the bunnies around.

Would you rather have one huge eye on your forehead or four eyes with two in the usual position and two at the back of your head?

[Jubal]

I'll be a cyclops I guess? Though losing depth perception would suck. Maybe four eyes is actually better.

Would you rather have a 30cm long butterfly that lived in your house very quietly, or a 30cm long elephant that lived in your house very noisily?

[The Seamstress]

The butterfly, I think, since it's the quieter option. Besides, Mini Elephant would probably get itself into trouble when confronted with two annoyed rabbit ladies who are both bigger than Mini Elephant.

Would you rather be a gardener in The Garden of Terrible Man-Eating Plants or a farmer responsible for 100 Raging Radiation Geese?

[Jubal]

Tiny Elephant v Normal Size Rabbit is a pulp Hollywood B movie I feel the world kinda needs now.

I think I'll garden the man eating plants, at least I'll die faster if I'm eaten.

Schnitzel or fish & chips?

[The Seamstress]

Tiny Elephant v Normal Size Rabbit is a pulp Hollywood B movie I feel the world kinda needs now.

Would watch.


I go for the fish & chips. It's actually on my comfort food list.

Would you rather be decorated like a Christmas tree or dressed up as Christkind all of December?

[Jubal]

I actually think Christkind is the play here: I'd hate it but at least it's actual clothes. Hanging glass baubles off someone with my level of coordination would probably go much much worse.

Would you rather ride a camel or a donkey?

[The Seamstress]

Donkey!

Would you rather wear a kilt or Lederhosen (Austrian traditional leather breeches)?

[Jubal]

Kilt, I think.

Would you rather practical but heavy scale mail or silly but cool looking fantasy style leather armour?

[The Seamstress]

I guess I'll be fantastically silly. More design options? Though scales look cool, too.

Would you rather have the ability to go back to being a kid whenever you like, or to get sudden random glimpses into your future life?

[Jubal]

Being a kid I think, the future glimpses sound disconcerting

Would you rather be Batman or Iron Man?

[The Seamstress]

Batman, probably.

Would you rather have four legs or four arms?

[Jubal]

I think four arms, assuming my brain could adapt to use them properly.

Would you rather lilies or hyacinths?