Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Aragorn! I'd suck as either, but Aragorn.

Would you rather have a jar giving infinite supplies of sage or of sumac?

[The Seamstress]

Never tried sumac actually, so I think I'll go with the sage.

Would you rather be the new God of All Cheeses (assuming the Goddess of All Cheeses retires) or the new King of the Wibulnibs (assuming they're willing to accept some changes you'd make)?

[Jubal]

God of All Cheeses. I don't want to put Pentagathus out of a job

Would you rather be cast in a film remake/reboot of Sharknado or of Kung Fury?

[The Seamstress]

Sharknado, I think. A timeless classic. (Haven't watched Kung Fury, though.)

Would you rather be hired as Mothman's hairdresser or as Bigfoot's pedicurist?

[Jubal]

I've not seen Sharknado myself - Kung Fury has a certain bizarre surrealist charm though.

I'd rather be Mothman's hairdresser I think, not that I'd be good at it.

Would you rather mysterious glowing crystals or free-flying fireflies as a new home lighting system?

[The Seamstress]

Both sound nice, but: crystals.

Would you rather a house came to life, or a street came to life, constantly commenting on everything humans do?

[Jubal]

A house and ideally not my house, I judge myself harshly enough without the brickwork joining in...

Would you rather U2 (the Vienna tube line) or U2 (the band)?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, U2 the band has a few good songs but overall I'm not a fan, so I guess the U-Bahn wins.

Would you rather cosplay Maximilian I. (Holy Roman Emperor) or Albrecht Dürer?

[Jubal]

Durer. I want to carry around a big picture of a steampunk rhino to show people, that sounds great.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez or Salman Rushdie?

[The Seamstress]

Don't know any of either's works, so it's basically a no-preference 50:50 situation. Maybe start with GG Marquez.

Chocolate- or cheesecake?

[Jubal]

I'm not as well versed in either as I'd like, but both very worth reading at some point!

Chocolate cake

Parrot or Chicken?

[The Seamstress]

Chicken I think. It could just run around outside and give me eggs, seems rather useful and low maintenance compared to the parrot.

Cow or goat?

[Jubal]

Goat

Sheepskin or dragonhide?

[The Seamstress]

Does the dragon have to be killed for that? If not, the dragonhide. Otherwise I guess the sheepskin, as sheep are part of the food chain anyway and I'd rather use the skin than let it go to waste.

Open a window or open a door?

[Jubal]

Open a door! Go places! Opening a window just lets the cold in (though I should remember to air the flat more often, but still, 6pm when it's dark and cold is a bad time).


BIG HAT or tiny hat?