Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Difficult one, both would actually be really awkward. Merman I guess? Though unless there were other merfolk it might be a lonely life, so maybe centaur so I can still have all my land friends.

Would you rather go skateboarding or roller skating?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know how to skateboard but used to do some roller skating (inline skates) when I was a kid, so I think the latter? Though I'd probably hurt myself either way.

Would you rather explore a castle ruin or do research in some family archive no one's ever been to before?

[Jubal]

Hmmm, difficult. If it's a family archive that's guaranteed to have some relevance to me, the latter, if not, I love tootling around castle ruins so that'd be my default choice. There's often cute little lizards, and ruins are cool.

Would you rather pheasant feathers or jay feathers?

[The Seamstress]

Jay feathers (assuming no birds are harmed to get them).

Campfire or fireplace?

[Jubal]

Campfire. There's something comforting about warmth + open air.


The fairies have stopped making fairy lights? Of the alternative mythical creatures trying to get into the market, would you rather Gnome Lights or Selkie Lights?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, I think the selkie lights, that seems more of a similar aesthetic.

Now or never?

[Jubal]

Now!

Regular crab or horseshoe crab?

[The Seamstress]

No crab... But regular crab in this case. (I'm not a fan of crabs. Even less so since I learnt that the Japanese spider crab exists. Nightmare fuel. I'm sorry, crabs, but Nope.)

Get new furniture for your whole flat for free, or get a new flat but keep the old furniture?

[Jubal]

New furniture I think? I like my place but I hate my dining room chairs in particular. (Though that said if the new flat came with a new landlord but the same costs/space, I would be tempted!)

Would you rather grassland or moorland?

[The Seamstress]

Moorland.

Orange or apple juice?

[Jubal]

Orange

Fire or Earth?

[The Seamstress]

Depends on what I'm supposed to do with it, I guess, but fire seems the more useful option.

Silly memes or silly videos?

[Jubal]

Silly memes

Cat pics or miscellaneous fluffy animal pics?

[The Seamstress]

The misc floof, I like some variety and it probably includes cats anyway.

Have a secret tunnel system under the city only you have access to, or be part of a secret society dedicated to spreading the wisdom of Olaf of Ye Olden Days, patron saint of nostalgia?

[Jubal]

I am not sure nostalgia is always a good thing to spread, and I'm not sure I've got time for another secret society, so I'll have my secret tunnels, they sound cool.

Would you rather visit ancient India or ancient New Zealand?