Would you rather?

Started by Jubal, August 17, 2011, 10:14:35 PM

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The Seamstress

:pangolin: The poor things need more help than beavers I guess.

Work at an animal rehab centre or as a vet's assistant?

Jubal

Animal rehab I think.


Join the Mighty Imperial Army, or the Wizard's Minions?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

The Seamstress

Minions, I think.

Be friends with a giant potato or with a giant cheeseburger?

Jubal

Potato. I have no wish to eat the potato so it would be less conflicting.


BIG FANCY HELMET or tiny little fascinator?
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The Seamstress

Right now I'm in tiny little fascinator mood.

Have the hearing ability of a rabbit or of a fox?

Jubal

Uh... I'll say fox? I'm not actually sure which can hear better/what frequency ranges they can hear best at, but I would imagine fox hearing to be marginally closer to human ranges so I'd need to adapt less.


Become a priest of Aphrodite or of Hephaestus?
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The Seamstress

Tbh all these gods and goddesses are messed up in some way or another so I'm not sure I'd want to be a priest of any of them, but I'll say Hephaestus because he's the artisans & craftspeople guy.

Learn a new craft: pottery or blacksmithing?

Jubal

Smithing :)

Rosemary flavoured crisps or tarragon flavoured crisps?
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The Seamstress

Rosemary.

Snail mail or e-mail?

Jubal

Email, I like snail mail aesthetically much more but I could live without it, I'd be stuck without email much as I'm loath to admit that.

Train a new animal to carry letters: bat post or squirrel mail?
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The Seamstress

Squirrel mail! The squirrels wear little uniforms and bags.

Live with the squirrels in a tree or with the moths in ... wherever moths live?

Jubal

Squirrels. Floof!

If the squirrels have now opened a hotel and a postal service, would you rather they next expanded to open an expensive luxury spa, or that they next expanded to do HR training?
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The Seamstress

Squirrel spa! I'd like to visit squirrel spa but I probably can't afford it.

Popcorn or tortilla chips?

Jubal

Popcorn!

Garlic bread or your favourite non garlic regular sort of bread?
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The Seamstress

Hm, I'll say the regular one because it is more versatile. (Though I like garlic bread, too.)

Tiramisu or amaretti?