Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Green cube? I don't know what it is or does though, so it's solely based on colour preference.

Write the script for a horror film about a haunted pizza oven that is a serial killer targeting pizza bakers, or for an action-sci-fi film about a guy whose cows got abducted by aliens and who's now on a mission to rescue them?

[Jubal]

SFF Two Cows Theory? Absolutely!



The Square Hole or The Triangle Hole?

[The Seamstress]

I'd say the square hole, but I don't know what it means.

Sand beach or rock/pebble beach?

[Jubal]

I'd say the square hole, but I don't know what it means.

The Square Hole is a reference to a viral video where someone got one of those children's things where different shapes of block go in different holes, but put them all in the square hole - and some actor did a comedic 'reaction' to it where she looks progressively more distressed the more things go in The Square Hole. Link to a version is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0

Sand beach! Though I love beachcombing too so either is good.

Seals or whales?

[The Seamstress]

(Thanks for explaining, I'm not so well-versed in meme culture...)

Whales.

Mice or rats?

[Jubal]

Mice.


Mice or voles?

[The Seamstress]

Mice!

Read a book titled "The Ultimate Guide to Space Farming: How to Grow Cabbage in a Vacuum" or one titled "Memoirs of Gustave De Gander, first recorded Weregoose in History"?

[Jubal]

I think space farming.

Elevenses or second breakfast?

[The Seamstress]

Second breakfast.

Green or red paprika?

[Jubal]

Green.

Albert or Victoria?

[The Seamstress]

Victoria, she has the prettier clothes.

Franz Joseph or Elisabeth?

[Jubal]

Elisabeth, but honestly both of them were pretty messed up.


Tamar or Davit?

[The Seamstress]

Uh... no idea, who are they? Is this some bible or folklore thing?


Create magic sparkles every time you touch something, or have video game sound effects for your daily life?

[Jubal]

Uh... no idea, who are they? Is this some bible or folklore thing?

Rulers of Georgia ca 1200

I'll go for the game sounds I guess?

Planes (the aircraft) or planes (the woodworking tool)?

[The Seamstress]

Rulers of Georgia ca 1200

Oh, now it makes sense. *googles* ... I guess it's Tamar then.

And definitely planes (the woodworking tool). Planes (the aircraft) are scary.

Grilled cheese or normal cheese?