Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

I very much wish I had a bathtub, especially in winter. But generally, bed. Being cosy is good.

If you had to decide on one colour scheme for your living space, would you rather red or brown? (I don't ask green because it would be too obvious...)

[Jubal]

I very much wish I had a bathtub, especially in winter.

Big mood, me too. Especially given my muscle problems.

I think I go brown, though I'm hoping I can choose the tones and do the brown e.g. via wood panels rather than just via painting all the walls poop colour.

You have two colour palette options for an outfit, they are Miscellaneous Vomit and Turds Of The Animal Kingdom. Which do you choose?

[The Seamstress]

Oh my gosh. I guess I'll go for the turds, lol.

Watch Columbo or Knight Rider?

[Jubal]

Columbo I think (I've never seen either!)

Turkey or bustard?

[The Seamstress]

Bustard. Turkeys are weirdos.

Be friends with the moon or with the sun?

[Jubal]

With the sun, anything else would be lunar-cy.

Marsh Harrier or Buzzard?

[The Seamstress]

Buzzard.

Shooting stars or normal stars?

[Jubal]

Normal ones. I'd like to learn them better and stargaze more.

Be a glazier or a tiler?

[The Seamstress]

Glazier.

Get a 25% increase in negotiating skills or in communication skills?

[Jubal]

Communication I think.

25 percent boost in strength or agility?

[The Seamstress]

Agility.

Spend a day with Squidward or Spongebob?

[Jubal]

Spongebob I guess

Ornithopter or zeppelin?

[The Seamstress]

I'd prefer to stay on the ground, but zeppelin. Maybe?

Night or day?

[Jubal]

Night. Want sleeps. Very tired.

Witches or witchers?

[The Seamstress]

Witches. I'd like to be friends with them and maybe join their coven.

Be able to record your dreams as videos, or to project any mental image on paper like a photograph?