Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Frying.

You lose a bet: Eat hay or cat food?

[Jubal]

Depends how much I have to eat, I'm pretty sure I could digest cat food better than hay though the hay is more appealing.


Have a pig snout or a long snuffly desman-like nose?

[The Seamstress]

Pig snout would probably fit better into human face, but on the other hand... snuffles?

Have dragon scales or pangolin scales?

[Jubal]

Pangolin scales!

The Left Hand of Darkness or Always Coming Home?

[The Seamstress]

Always Coming Home, I haven't read that one yet.

Be in a folk band with a bunch of anthropomorphic seagulls or mice?

[Jubal]

Gulls would be hilariously chaotic but I think mice have to win for folk.

Owls or Hoopoes?

[The Seamstress]

Owls.

Write a song about Winnie the Pooh or about Piglet?