Would you rather?

[Jubal]

I could do with some wisdom I do not feel very wise.

Learn to speak Sogdian or Babylonian?

[The Seamstress]

Babylonian.

Win an Oscar for your performance in "Night of the Killer Nuts" or a Grammy for a new song you wrote about the Goddess of All Cheeses?

[Jubal]

Cheese grammy.

Gyoza or Maki?

[The Seamstress]

Gyoza!

Be a mouse who is a farmer, wearing Victorian clothes and living in a little mushroom house in the forest, or be a squirrel in a fashionable uniform employed at the luxury squirrel spa?

[Jubal]

Mouse:)

Baldrick or belt?

[The Seamstress]

Belt.

Apfelstrudel or Topfenstrudel?

[Jubal]

Both are good, but I probably do like apfelstrudel more - topfen feels more of a novelty.

Denmark or Iceland?

[The Seamstress]

Iceland.

Ask more questions or get more answers?

[Jubal]

Get more answers, always.

Be a big cheese (proverbial) or eat a big cheese (literal)?

[The Seamstress]

The proverbial meaning was previously unknown to me, so I guess I learnt another New Thing. I'd rather eat a cheese, thanks.

Live in a pseudo-medieval 19th century castle or an authentic early 20th century mansion?

[Jubal]

The castle.

Minor new superpower! Be able to always find replacement parts for things at affordable prices, or be able to always find items to buy in the exact colour and size you wanted?

[The Seamstress]

The replacement parts I think.

Explore a haunted cheese factory or a haunted garlic bread bakery?

[Jubal]

I think garlic bread but either sounds bad.

Bear sized beavers or deer sized rabbits?

[The Seamstress]

At least you won't run into vampires

Deer sized rabbits. Of course!

Learn to drive a bus or a tram?

[Jubal]

Bus! You can go more places on a bus and it seems more transferrable to driving cars, something I should also learn to do.

Panic or wibble?