Would you rather?

[Jubal]

I would probably chase them away, I do not terribly want drunken imps around my office.


Be the mayor of a small 19th century town in Swabia, or the guardian angel of a small 19th century town in Swabia?

[The Seamstress]

I think I'll go for guardian angel, I'm not very good at politics & such.

Kiwi or mango?

[Tusky]

Mango!

Everyone has an animal Dæmon (the ones from his dark materials) or friendly dragons exist (the ones from how to train your dragon)

[The Seamstress]

Dragon friends!

You're a filmmaker and get two scripts: Produce "Horror Hamster vs. Mecha Moth" or a reboot of Disney's Snow White, but every character is played by real turnips with faces painted on them?

[Jubal]

TURNIPS


Have twice as much hair as an average human, including a large beard if you don't already possess one, which will all be guaranteed to be beautiful and never get split ends, OR have no hair at all?

[The Seamstress]

Uh... I'm not really keen on growing a beard, but no hair at all would be worse for me, so... 

Have random visions of future events or the ability to know what the weather was/will be on any given day in history?

[Jubal]

Weather data sounds great

Mahogany floor or ebony floor?

[The Seamstress]

Mahogany I think.

Lemonade or ice tea?

[Jubal]

Lemonade (though I did have a cheap iced tea earlier and was pleasantly surprised when it wasn't terrible)

Maklube or kofte?

[The Seamstress]

Haven't tried either, but maybe kofte? Seems to have more variety to choose from.

Fish or chips?

[Jubal]

Fish, definitely

Bee-eaters or rollers?

[The Seamstress]

Tough choice based on the pictures, they're all pretty and rather fancy-coloured! I think bee-eaters? (Though I feel sorry for any bees being eaten.)

Have a pet starling or a pet parrot?

[Jubal]

Parrots are probably better as pets, the starling might be sad and I wouldn't want that

Be PA to Rick Astley or to the Pope?

[The Seamstress]

Rick Astley. I have no interest in popes.

Be olympic-level good at fencing or at archery?

[Jubal]

Archery 


Be world class at tiddlywinks or at croquet?