Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, this is not news to them, as they've been persecuted by humanity since those apes arrived on the planet, so, they're used to it and don't really care...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, this time the police decide to get serious, re-allocate all their resources to prosecuting wasps, and no longer spend any time on humans, leading to a massive crime wave.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, this resulted in a closeted mad scientist to fulfill her super villain plan and finally build that machine that turns all humans into trees, and she single handedly saved the environment and the wasps...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the trees objected to having to put up with humans among their number, and went on strike.

[Tusky]

Fortunately, that strike meant that the scientist's machine would no longer work properly and the humans reverted to their old squishy skin and bone selves again. Angered, they threw the scientist in jail

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the scientist snuck one thing into jail. A spore, a single spore.

But a spore from...


THE

MIGHTY

MUSHROOM

OF

MUNDIFRON!

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, this minor setback has not deterred me from seeking the destruction of the human race...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, I've got quite fond of humanity. Some of my best friends are humans.

[Tusky]

Fortunately, some aren't. Which means you'll still have some friends left when Caradìlis achieves her goals.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, it may still take me a while...

[Tusky]

Fortunately humanity has the MIGHTY MUSHROOM OF MUNDIFRON.

I heard someone once touched it and instantly became insane

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, humanity is now all consumed with love for the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron.

(I hear its spores are insured for ten thousand dollars. And it does car commercials. In Japan.)

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, I have run into a big problem today and don't even have time to make a snarky comment about that reference...

[Tusky]

Unfortunately, I imagined a snarky comment that was quite cutting. It made my monacle drop into my tea. The plop noise startled my cat who will for some minutes be hidden beneath my armoire

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the fact the cat is hidden under the armoir means that it cannot catch and disembowel Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse, and the bird is thus able to deliver you an important letter.