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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #240 on: November 25, 2018, 06:54:53 AM »
Unfortunately, that letter carries the news of a dead loved one...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #241 on: November 29, 2018, 02:58:31 PM »
Fortunately, the one was actually only loved by Herbert, and Herbert's an ass.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #242 on: November 29, 2018, 07:22:50 PM »
Unfortunately Professor McBlusterfluff also trained the Titmouse to speak. It sees that you aren't that bothered at the news, so explains how misunderstood Herbert was. After extolling his virtues, you become sad
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #243 on: December 09, 2018, 11:02:34 PM »
Fortunately, Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse is also an excellent comedian, and cheers you up again soon afterwards.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #244 on: December 10, 2018, 08:36:31 AM »
Unfortunately, the Ghost of Herbert cannot bear to see people having a grand ol' time so soon after his premature demise and comes back to haunt everyone...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #245 on: December 10, 2018, 09:39:03 AM »
Fortunately, realising that there is something wrong in the neighbourhood, Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse calls GHOSTBUSTERS!
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #246 on: December 10, 2018, 08:38:41 PM »
Unfortunately, those guys are pretty incompetent...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #247 on: December 10, 2018, 10:44:18 PM »
Fortunately, as bumbling but loveable hollywood heroes/heroines (depending on whether original or reboot), they win and remove the ghost anyway through the sheer inexorable power of the plot.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #248 on: December 11, 2018, 04:04:01 PM »
Unfortunately, once the ghost of Herbert is successfully removed - you remember about his misunderstoodness and go sad again
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #249 on: December 11, 2018, 08:45:48 PM »
Fortunately, at this point the fire nation invades, meaning nobody needs to worry about more minor emotional responses.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #250 on: January 12, 2019, 06:20:12 PM »
Unfortunately that is an unfortunate eventuality
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #251 on: January 13, 2019, 11:58:11 AM »
Fortunately, the fire nation is no match for Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #252 on: January 14, 2019, 09:19:34 AM »
Unfortunately, George RR Martin had killed him off off screen...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #253 on: January 14, 2019, 10:17:49 AM »
Fortunately, George RR Martin is also no match for Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #254 on: January 14, 2019, 02:24:22 PM »
Unfortunately, as always, you are highly underestimating George RR Martin...
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