Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, that letter carries the news of a dead loved one...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the one was actually only loved by Herbert, and Herbert's an ass.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately Professor McBlusterfluff also trained the Titmouse to speak. It sees that you aren't that bothered at the news, so explains how misunderstood Herbert was. After extolling his virtues, you become sad

[Jubal]

Fortunately, Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse is also an excellent comedian, and cheers you up again soon afterwards.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, the Ghost of Herbert cannot bear to see people having a grand ol' time so soon after his premature demise and comes back to haunt everyone...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, realising that there is something wrong in the neighbourhood, Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse calls GHOSTBUSTERS!

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, those guys are pretty incompetent...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, as bumbling but loveable hollywood heroes/heroines (depending on whether original or reboot), they win and remove the ghost anyway through the sheer inexorable power of the plot.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately, once the ghost of Herbert is successfully removed - you remember about his misunderstoodness and go sad again

[Jubal]

Fortunately, at this point the fire nation invades, meaning nobody needs to worry about more minor emotional responses.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately that is an unfortunate eventuality

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the fire nation is no match for Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse...

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, George RR Martin had killed him off off screen...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, George RR Martin is also no match for Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, as always, you are highly underestimating George RR Martin...