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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #300 on: January 29, 2019, 09:38:55 PM »
Unfortunately, it gets very bad reviews.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #301 on: January 29, 2019, 10:03:20 PM »
Fortunately, the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron doesn't bother with the opinions of peasants...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #302 on: January 29, 2019, 10:10:23 PM »
Unfortunately, the Mushroom's followers get cross on its behalf.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #303 on: February 08, 2019, 02:57:48 PM »
Fortunately it's followers are all Wilnubs who are currently all tied up with protecting a remote hill from attack on behalf of Caradrilis
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #304 on: February 08, 2019, 07:52:27 PM »
Unfortunately, there are ALWAYS MORE WIBULNIBS

ALWAYS

ALWAYS
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #305 on: February 08, 2019, 10:10:09 PM »
Fortunately, I can be very persuasive, and just hire them too to protect my hill...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #306 on: February 08, 2019, 10:38:18 PM »
Unfortunately, wibulnibs make terrible minions and spend most of their time stealing your potion kit to make bootleg cider.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #307 on: February 08, 2019, 10:49:16 PM »
Fortunately, they do generously share, and I don't mind getting drunk every once in a while ...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #308 on: February 09, 2019, 09:30:53 AM »
Unfortunately, it's really poor quality cider and makes humans sick.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #309 on: February 09, 2019, 07:51:15 PM »
Fortunately, my humanity is still in question.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #310 on: February 21, 2019, 10:02:44 AM »
Unfortunately a drunken wibulnib takes up residence in that walls of your bedroom, and keeps you awake with noisy swilling noises and belching. Your home also develops a distinct aroma of burps, sour cider and wibulnib droppings
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #311 on: February 21, 2019, 01:45:02 PM »
Fortunately, the drunken wibulnib is called Parthenax, which is a cool name.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #312 on: February 21, 2019, 05:37:11 PM »
Unfortunately for the wibulnib, Bethesda has decided this is to close to Parthurnax and smite him with copy-right infringement
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #313 on: February 21, 2019, 06:03:45 PM »
Fortunately, Parthenax has absolutely no money or possessions on account of being a wibulnib, and is not under human jurisdiction on account of not being a human, so Bethesda has no power here.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #314 on: February 22, 2019, 12:32:01 PM »
Unfortunately, they have the power of postponing TES6, so Parthenax now has a lot of eager video gamers hunting him down...
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