Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, it gets very bad reviews.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron doesn't bother with the opinions of peasants...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the Mushroom's followers get cross on its behalf.

[Tusky]

Fortunately it's followers are all Wilnubs who are currently all tied up with protecting a remote hill from attack on behalf of Caradrilis

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, there are ALWAYS MORE WIBULNIBS

ALWAYS

ALWAYS

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, I can be very persuasive, and just hire them too to protect my hill...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, wibulnibs make terrible minions and spend most of their time stealing your potion kit to make bootleg cider.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, they do generously share, and I don't mind getting drunk every once in a while ...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, it's really poor quality cider and makes humans sick.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, my humanity is still in question.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately a drunken wibulnib takes up residence in that walls of your bedroom, and keeps you awake with noisy swilling noises and belching. Your home also develops a distinct aroma of burps, sour cider and wibulnib droppings

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the drunken wibulnib is called Parthenax, which is a cool name.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately for the wibulnib, Bethesda has decided this is to close to Parthurnax and smite him with copy-right infringement

[Jubal]

Fortunately, Parthenax has absolutely no money or possessions on account of being a wibulnib, and is not under human jurisdiction on account of not being a human, so Bethesda has no power here.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, they have the power of postponing TES6, so Parthenax now has a lot of eager video gamers hunting him down...