Jokes

Gmd · November 07, 2008, 06:52:03 PM

soup!bread roll! bring on the wall!

it funny ha...

Gen_Glory · November 07, 2008, 09:51:10 PM

man walks under a bar...

LIMBO!

Jubal · November 09, 2008, 07:29:06 PM

Man; Mrs Thatcher, your governemnt was the second greatest gift from God to man in our history! The nation is hailing you even today as our saviour! We love you Mrs Thatcher!
Thatcher; I'm glad you think so.
Man; ...
Thatcher; Excuse me for enquiring, but what was in that case the greatest gift from God to Man?

Man; Sarcasm.

Andalus · November 09, 2008, 07:40:39 PM

Genius. :lol:

stormcloud · November 09, 2008, 11:16:46 PM

hehe

Goldyrulz · November 23, 2008, 12:34:26 PM

the best name for a boat.......

TITAN URANUS!

Gen_Glory · November 23, 2008, 01:56:40 PM

hey i saw that one on tv

stormcloud · November 23, 2008, 07:42:28 PM

Have I gt news for you, to be precise

Gen_Glory · November 23, 2008, 09:26:53 PM

yeh i couldnt think what programme

Gen_Glory · November 24, 2008, 07:46:41 PM

What pencil does Shakespeare use?

2B or not 2B

Marcus · November 24, 2008, 08:50:59 PM

*groan*

Jubal · November 24, 2008, 09:01:11 PM

AWFUL. JOKE.

stormcloud · November 25, 2008, 12:33:45 AM

One liners suck.
That's why I wrote this over two lines.........

boom boom *groan*

CN2 · November 27, 2008, 08:38:47 PM

One day my light bulb blew out so I crossed the road to get a new one, but I wasnt looking where I was going because the traffic was going fast, so I walked into a bar.

This is when I saw my life was a big joke.

Marcus · November 27, 2008, 09:28:01 PM

*stabs own eyes out with rusty hooks*

EDIT: this was my 300th post? bugger.

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