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Started by Goldyrulz, October 30, 2008, 07:47:02 PM

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Gen_Glory

#45
May 06, 2009, 07:24:30 PM
?i don't get it?
Tis but a scratch...

Marcus

#46
May 07, 2009, 09:12:02 AM
If you don't get it, you probably shouldn't know. :P
"So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste."

Darkstar707

#47
May 07, 2009, 08:25:24 PM
Quote from: "Marcus"If you don't get it, you probably shouldn't know. :P
I... kinda....get... it.....


.....  :blink:

DeepComet5581

#48
May 07, 2009, 08:45:21 PM
OHHHH NOOO! I JUST GOT IT! THAT IS JUST SICK!
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

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DeepComet5581

#49
May 07, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
For those of you who don't get it...

This is a play on words. Instead of "Where's the soap?" It's meant to be "Wears the soap?" as the joke is that the nun doesn't use it to wash herself, but instead... inserts it in her person and this "Wears" the soap down, so the nun is saying that the 'insertion' wears the soap down and the other nun is agreeing.
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

Gen_Glory

#50
May 07, 2009, 08:55:24 PM
... sick
Tis but a scratch...

Darkstar707

#51
May 07, 2009, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: "Dripping D"... sick
not really funny either.

More like... "WTF perv"?

DeepComet5581

#52
May 07, 2009, 09:23:48 PM
Marcus, you've turned yourself into an antisocial pervert and you shall be lynched.
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

DeepComet5581

#53
May 07, 2009, 09:47:12 PM
Kinda crap joke.

How do you make Lady GaGa cry?

Poker Face!
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stormcloud

#54
May 08, 2009, 03:35:02 PM
O   O
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Marcus

#55
May 08, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
The joke wasn't mine, It's been around for as long as there were nuns and soap. I just told it to get your reactions. :P
"So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste."

DeepComet5581

#56
May 08, 2009, 05:19:44 PM
Well, no-one really got it till I explained
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

DeepComet5581

#57
May 08, 2009, 05:25:57 PM
What happens when you give a lawyer Viagra?

He gets taller!
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

DeepComet5581

#58
May 08, 2009, 05:26:21 PM
BLONDE JOKE!

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

Marcus

#59
May 08, 2009, 06:06:28 PM
I will gouge my eyes out if you tell another one like that.
"So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste."
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