Jokes

[CN2]

Its a lil bit cheesy I know, but hey it came from a christmas cracker

[Andalus]

Pretty good for a cracker joke, to be honest...

Celebrating Christmas early, are we?

[stormcloud]

I like disassembling crackers taking outh the explosives and making little cracker-bombs

[CN2]

I am going to florida again for christmas, so we decided to use up our christmas crackers for my nieces birthday.

[Goldyrulz]

crackers
the greatest jokes about
i wish...

[Gen_Glory]

What is the most confusing day of the year for a chav?

Fathers Day

[Gmd]

:lol:

[stormcloud]

oooh BURN

[CN2]

lol!

Soo... Once upon a hill, and on that hill there were 2 chimnies, a little chimney and a big one. One day there was a fire and smke started to come up from the house. Big chimney was ok but little chimney started to cough.

"I told you not to smoke until you are old enough" Said big chimney.

[Gmd]

lol! :lol:           that a good 1

[Goldyrulz]

You remind me of the sea

Because I'm wild, tempestuous and romantic?

No because you make me sick

[Silver Wolf]

Polish man marries an American
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.

Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.

What makes you think that? I got proof.

What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'

[DeepComet5581]

A monk in India was driving along in his car when a dog runs out into the road. The monk, unable to brake quick enough, hits the dog and kills it.

Distraught, the monk then takes the dogs corpse in his arms and goes up to the door of the owner's house and knocks. When the owner opens it the monk says "I'm sorry, but it appears my Karma has run over your Dogma."

[DeepComet5581]

Friendship is a lot like pissing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

[Marcus]

Two nuns in a bath. One says 'where's the soap?' The other says 'yes it does, doesn't it?'