Amusing Moments in TES

[Marcus]

This thread is to recount amusing moments you've had in any of The Elder Scrolls games.                                                       

I recently had one, exploring Fort Urasek in Oblivion where I opened a door in sneak mode to see a goblin staring me in the face. Funnily enough, the eye was still dim so he didn't know I was there, and next thing he knew he had been shot across the room by one of my arrows. The physics in the game, while not always believable, are always amusing.

[stormcloud]

I once knocked over a set of scales, but they glitched out and one of the plates caught on the shelf they fell off, they proceeded to stech out rather amusingly. I then hit them and they snapped back and shot around the room at incredible speed, knocking everything else around at similar speed, so my screen was basically a swarm of high speed household objects
then the game died on me

[Jubal]

Love SC's, why did you not get a screenie?

[stormcloud]

I thought I did but I can't find them, I also had a funny one where a dude I killed managed to do a handstand

[CN2]

Oh!

This is super funny! Once me and this dude were fighting (You know the ones in red capes?) and the guards joined in but 2 of them hit each other so it was assult for both of them, so they attcacked the other guards then the civilians joined in and it was a big mush of people killing each other.

[stormcloud]

I had two imperial rangers chasing a deer shooting at it with arrows, then one of them his the other, so they started having an archery fight. I just stood back and collected the misses

[CN2]

I get that the whole time, its pretty funny.

Also, I led an invincible guard into an oblivion gate, he killed about 30 deadra.

[stormcloud]

Heh, I uses a paralysing potion on an arrow, shot a deadra on top of a tower, it feel off, got up, and climbed the tower up to me, where I repeated the process again.

[CN2]

I threw a guy off of a tower with a spell, thats sorta the same thing right?

[stormcloud]

but the fact he got back up and climed the tower to me again and again (was a deadra lord) and that he wasn't killed in the fall

[CN2]

I turned a guy into a deer :blink:                                                   

And I killed lord dagon in oblivion :lol:

[CN2]

Sorry about this double post but I found this pretty funny :lol:         

If I add everything I own up I have over 2.5 million gold worth of stuff

[stormcloud]

Has anyone ever disarmed someone/something and the weapon fall into lava, and they race over to get it? It's mighty funny to watch, but means you can't loot their corpse very easily.

I also used the cloning staff on a towns person while sneaking and didn't get spotted, they stated to fight, then the guards rushed over to kill the clone, in the confusion one of them clipped a neutral or another guard, so they started to fight, then the guards turned on one of that pair, they look too similar to tell, that melee got a few other accidents happening and I ended up with a huge guard fight I suppose its would've gone on forever if I stayed watching

[CN2]

You can kill people with a fork! How cool is that!

[stormcloud]

I was 100% chameleoned an managed to put a bowl(i have no idea why I had it) uspside-down on a deadras' head