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Jubal

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1125 on: May 06, 2020, 10:55:31 AM »
I flood the hill with more anteaters, all of which try and befriend you likewise. Whilst you are distracted by the anteaters, I take over the hill and build a castle on it.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1126 on: October 17, 2020, 09:33:15 PM »
I infest your castle with ants, and turn the anteaters against you. We storm the castle together, for the hill and for dinner.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1127 on: October 17, 2020, 11:17:04 PM »
I bring in the pangolins, which are like anteaters but armoured. We win a mighty victory.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1128 on: October 18, 2020, 07:22:31 AM »
I employ moles to tunnel their way in, upon exiting we roll the pangolins down the slopes

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1129 on: October 19, 2020, 04:17:10 PM »
I discover that you breached a minor aspect of legal code when employing the moles, and join with the chamber of commerce and unions to bring an employment suit against you on their behalf, depriving you of your workforce.

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