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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1110 on: March 26, 2020, 08:45:26 PM »
The witch returns once again, finding the right hill this time, and uses an eternal happiness potion on everyone. Nobody is sad anymore and I am crowned Queen of the Hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1111 on: March 30, 2020, 09:21:10 AM »
Having waited a sufficient length of time for the happiness potion to wear off, I hire an elite team of spin doctors to capitalise on the ensuing malcontent. You are ousted as queen of the hill. I then equip the spin doctors with pea shooters and Papier-mâché shields. I put them at base of the hill as defensive "cannon fodder" because I hate them.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1112 on: March 30, 2020, 10:21:55 AM »
I use carefully placed blasts from a wind cannon to counteract the motion of your spin doctors, rendering them still. Having stopped spinning, they are just doctors, so I give apples to them on a daily basis as the time-honoured way of removing them from the field.

I then bring in a crack team of unemployed hairdressers, take over the hill, and declare social lockdown due to the pandemic so nobody else is allowed to come near.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1113 on: March 30, 2020, 01:00:59 PM »
With my sorcery magic, I create vaccine cannons, and immunise everyone. They are no longer afraid of the pandemic, break your lockdown and overthrow you. As the healer of all of society, I am hailed as Queen of the Hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1114 on: March 31, 2020, 11:37:56 PM »
I point out that society should not be reliant on one person for healthcare, and bring an army of unemployed doctors to take over the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1115 on: April 01, 2020, 05:39:42 PM »
I point out that magic is always the answer to everyone's problems, your doctors politely nod, get out of my way and let me do my magic stuff...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1116 on: April 01, 2020, 07:40:35 PM »
I win over a team of Wizards by baking them a carrot cake. In thanks they help assault the hill with powerful spells that are a match for yours.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1117 on: April 03, 2020, 09:56:40 AM »
I am annoyed now... But as Shakespeare has so wisely said, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" No army is a match for me. I take the hill back all on my own.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1118 on: April 03, 2020, 04:46:13 PM »
You get too lonely due to the isolation on the hill and decide you need a hug. I have cunningly subverted an army of small cuddly humans and animals, who come in to keep you company and then hand the hill over to me while you are distracted.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1119 on: April 03, 2020, 06:27:54 PM »
I have received an upgrade called "hug". I am now even more unstoppable than before. I take back the hill, you can offer no resistance.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1120 on: April 04, 2020, 12:27:53 AM »
I attempt to subvert your bullish pomp and bluster using a swarm of high fiving 80s skater folk.

Their brightly coloured clothes and lack of phones overcomes your vague unstoppableness.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1121 on: April 04, 2020, 11:45:35 AM »
I decide I have had enough of this sillyness. I take my true form as a gigantic periwinkle blue dragon and roast the hill with blue fire. I then burrow inside and build myself a nice cave to live in.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1122 on: April 27, 2020, 10:10:46 AM »
I gather a horde of ants, and introduce the to the hill. They make it, and much of your cavern, their home. You are forced to vacate due to their itching and endless industriousness.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1123 on: April 27, 2020, 03:49:13 PM »
I introduce an anteater. It is very fluffy and also eats all the ants. I move into the cave with my anteater.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1124 on: May 01, 2020, 01:33:25 PM »
I befriend the anteater and move back into the hill.

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