King of the Hill

[Son of the King]

Turns out the castle is running Linux and your Windows executable can't run.

My hill

[Tusky]

I retake the hill with at least one Sir Lancelot to hopefully defend it better 

My hill

[Jubal]

I retake the hill with Sir Galahad because one-upmanship.

My hill!

[The Seamstress]

I feed everyone irresistible cookies containing magic sleeping syrup. Everyone is now asleep except me, who ate cake instead. I easily reconquer the hill.

My hill.

[Son of the King]

I wake up whilst you're distracted by a second helping of cake and retake the hill.

My hill 

[The Seamstress]

That second helping of cake boosted my energy so I react quickly and get the hill back.

My hill.

[Jubal]

I run some buns past the hill so you get distracted by the buns, then take the hill.

My hill!

[The Seamstress]

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My hill.

[Son of the King]

Turns out the siege buns are less good at defending against a siege.

My hill.

[Jubal]

Siege pangolins?

My hill!

[The Seamstress]

The siege pangolins are easily distracted by their scholarly pursuits as soon as they discover the little mobile library I have set up near the hill. My siege buns meanwhile help me to re-establish my reign.

My hill!

[Son of the King]

After a long period of peace pulling everyone into a false sense of security, I storm the hill.

My hill.

[The Seamstress]

Meanwhile my loyal siege buns have used the time to level up their defense and combat skills, so I'm able to fend off any attempts at taking the hill from me!

My hill.

[Jubal]

I confuse the buns into thinking that they are donkeys because they have long ears. This makes them stubborn and intractable and harder to order around. I take advantage of the confusion, steal the hill, and transport it to a very hot climate that would be unpleasant and unsuitable for the rabbits to live in.

My hill!

[The Seamstress]

Since the hill is in a very hot climate I think me and my rabbits will prefer to stay away from it and wait for our chance to get it back once it has been transported to normal again.

Your hill (for now).