King of the Hill

[Son of the King]

I join a revolution and am democratically elected Prime Minister of the hill.

My hill.

[The Seamstress]

I summon an army of battle pigeons and with their help overthrow the government. The Prime Minister is exiled. Monarchy is restored, and a magically reinforced stone wall is built around the hill. Any person(s) attempting to climb the hill will either be mauled by battle pigeons or suffer magic mishaps. I am, again, Queen of the Hill.

My hill!!

[Jubal]

I take further advantage of people being confused about the crossover with hill discussion in the Last Post thread to claim that I can just claim the hill by posting last in this thread.

My hill!

[The Seamstress]

You can claim the hill, but you will not get it. For I, the Queen, am the only one who's not confused about crossover threads and therefore can order the battle pigeons to carry you away. (You won't be mauled, I feel generous today.)

My hill!

[Son of the King]

Whilst the battle pigeons are distracted I launch a surprise attack.

My hill.

[Tusky]

You leave your hill defenceless, so recapture it with ease. I get a division of seagulls to guard the hill. Anyone approaching the hill is to be considered chips.

My hill

[Jubal]

I use my superior knowledge of gulls to enlist greater black-backed gulls which are bigger and more vicious than the mere herring gulls you will have recruited, and thereby gain the upper hand in the gull wars.

My hill!

[Son of the King]

I bring the gannets I met earlier this year to take over the cliffs of my hill.

[The Seamstress]

I have formed an alliance with Gooseor The Great, who, in exchange for bread, succeeds in reconquering the hill on my behalf. The Queen is back! Some of Gooseor's loyal honkmen decide to stay with me to defend the hill.

My hill.

[Jubal]

I am very tired today so I just make a tired glum face until you give me the hill out of pity

My hill

[The Seamstress]

You curl up in a corner and fall into a deep sleep. I am, again, Queen of the Hill.

My hill.

[Jubal]

I sleep the sleep of eternals, meshing reality around me into my dreams and reshaping the world in sleeping step. The hill is but a dream of mine, and it is mine to remake.

My hill.

[Tusky]

Whilst Jubal is busy dreaming about hills, I sneak onto the hill with a band of mercenaries and have the slumbering ex-ruler carried away to a nearby park.

My hill

[The Seamstress]

You missed the fact that the Queen is still here, ready to rule the hill again.

My hill.

[Tusky]

Hm, there seems to be something wrong with the hill program. I use a special secret code to delete all instances of all hill rulers. Setting the hill to its default state. I then use the "build great big castle.exe".

My hill