King of the Hill

[Goldyrulz]

blows up hill with nuc

my very small hill

builds it back up with anything going....

my back to sort of normal HILL

[Jubal]

Prosecutes under environmental protection legislation

Moves ents back in

Flameproofs ents this time.

Oh, and....

_{my hill}

[Marcus]

Puts massive bin bag over ents, so they are deprived of light and oxygen and die.

MY HILL!

[comrade_general]

This leaves me free to chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring.

Then the Knights who say Ni award me free passage...and the hill.

My Hill

[Gen_Glory]

the knights return and claim the hill as you failed to get them a shubbery!

The Knights who say 'Ni!''s Hill

[comrade_general]

The Knights who say Ni become The Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing

The Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing's Hill

[DeepComet5581]

Teh Sith destroys the Knights.

The Empire's Hill.

[CN2]

Teh Rebelz destroy teh Sith.

The Rebel's Hill.

[Jubal]

I turn the TV off, and so Star Wars ceases to affect me.

My hill.

[Goldyrulz]

i turn the tv back on, ut it in high defintion and turn up the volume so you iz affected

Myz Hillz

[Marcus]

I fail to pay my TV licence, so the tv is cut off and I am unaffected. I then employ a kensai to protect the hill.

MY HILL, DAMMIT!

[CN2]

I employ a dude with a Chu Ko Nu He takes out your man.

My Hill!

[Gen_Glory]

I haz gun
I shootz u on hill

Ma Hill

[Goldyrulz]

i haz rocket launcher

iz blowz u off hillz

me hill

[Jubal]

I haz non-proliferation treaty...

Hill of peace, love and brotherhood (and probably weed, too)