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« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2011, 09:10:55 PM »
I bring a team of scientist that analyze the virus, invent a cure for it and then make them construct a gun out of that to use against all invaders.

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« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2011, 11:59:24 PM »
I bring specially trained scientist eating wombats.   MY HILL!
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« Reply #77 on: February 17, 2011, 05:54:44 AM »
I dig to the center of the earth using billion dollar equipment and then blow up the core making it unstable and earth implodes. I use my death star with its secret thrusters to move to another planet. Mars. On Mars I found a hill made out of red dirt. I colonized the hill and built a sci-fi fort. what I didn't count on was my enemy had suspected me to blow up the planet and moved way before the task was done. The coincidence was that they moved to the same planet. Mars.

And so the next chapter began. SPACE WARFARE. Seeing that I was in for a big fight I set up my defenses and made ready for the first wave.
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« Reply #78 on: February 17, 2011, 06:59:36 AM »
A wave of space fortress eating SPACE Wombats.  Your fortress stands no chance.  Still your hill but its your move.  ;)
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« Reply #79 on: February 17, 2011, 07:32:53 AM »
I FLEE!! The wombats did too much damage to the supports of the building so I flee and build up my army of mutated Martians with hovering tanks with mounted lass cannons on. I wait for the enemy to occupy the fort till I make my move.
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« Reply #80 on: February 17, 2011, 07:40:59 AM »
Why would Wombats occupy the fort?  They dig underground after evolving into tank eating Wambats due to the mutating effects of Martian Warpstone.  They erupt in the center of your line, leaping onto the hulls of your skimmers and begin to chow down on your specially constructed floating tank brigade.  MY PLANET!!!  But feel free to try and retake it. ;)
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« Reply #81 on: February 17, 2011, 07:58:59 AM »
Just before that happened I was beamed up to my Death Star with the new beam installation and than using wombat hunters I kill your wombat army and fix my fort but using tomorrows technologies to make the land is on float in mid air.
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« Reply #82 on: February 17, 2011, 08:10:05 AM »
I use Sugar-Gliders with melta-charges and Koala Necromancers to blow up your new fort and Death Star while simultaneously bringing my Wombat army back to life as Undead, Fortress-eating, Scientist-eating, Fuzzy Wombat army.  MY PLANET AGAIN!!!
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« Reply #83 on: February 17, 2011, 08:27:54 AM »
I give up and flee again. But on my way I meet the remnants of my Martian army and apparently they were still building the army for revenge. I tried to take command but they blamed me for their failure so they went on there own. They wiped out your army and cremated all their bodies. They invited me to stay with them.

err. OUR HILL!!
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« Reply #84 on: February 17, 2011, 08:30:24 AM »
I come back with a couple more Koala Necromancers.  Now your fighting against Undead, Fortress-eating, Scientist-eating, Fuzzy Wombat, Sugar-Glider and Koala Dust.  Beat that!!!  :P
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« Reply #85 on: February 17, 2011, 09:08:42 AM »
But I/we still have the hill. The Martians us there plasma guns to kill all the necromancers and the Undead, Fortress-eating, Scientist-eating, Fuzzy Wombat, Sugar-Glider and Koala Dust to dust and than they vaporise the dust.
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« Reply #86 on: February 17, 2011, 10:25:07 AM »
How do you shoot dust to dust?  :unsure:  


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« Reply #87 on: February 18, 2011, 07:51:24 AM »
err. I just vaporise the Koala Dust strait up.
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« Reply #88 on: February 22, 2011, 11:13:40 AM »
Seeing that no one will take the hill from me and that Mars is in an episode of peace I go and colonize my own hill. Actually its a dormant volcano. I build walls along the rim and on the inside I start my own city.
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« Reply #89 on: February 22, 2011, 04:10:26 PM »
But your walls are incapable of hitting my choppah that magically drops an alarm clock into the volcano, waking it. All the effort spent on your walls and the city are destroyed by half a kilogram of "explosives"

Then I declare the neighboring hill "My Hill"
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