King of the Hill

[Captain Carthage]

Fanboys get angry about it not being the "original" hill. They proceed to burn and destroy your hill before reclaiming the volcano through hate & determination.

Fanboy's hill. What will we do now?

[debux]

Summon a great and mighty being, whose name starts with "B"

(I hope a Bunneh follower shows up)

[Cuddly Khan]

HA HA HA HA!!! DOWN WITH THE BLOODY FURRY BUNNY!! I the neighboring hill but in a few seconds the red dust hill will be covered by lava because you fool. Yes you put a bomb in the volcano. Its not dormant anymore. I escape just in time and make a mew hill on Planet-X, Almost exactly like earth.

[Captain Carthage]

Nightangel's daily definition: Mew hill. A hill made of 101 corpses of the Pok

[debux]

[Goldyrulz]

I shall bring out my favourite pokemon of them all: Alakazam!
His Psychic move blows you outta the stratosphere.

My Hill

[Cuddly Khan]

[debux]

But then I call for the skittles god, that removes the colours in your hill, removing your reason to live, or at least to defend your hill

my hill.

(it's so small it's invisible  :ninja: )

[Cuddly Khan]

NOO!! THE SKITTLES TURNED AGAINST ME!! Maybe it's because I eat them too much. I give the colour back with M&M's and your skittles run away. My Hill

[Captain Carthage]

I use super yeast to turn the sugar in the sweets into alcohol, you eat them all then die of liver failure.

"Of my god, what have I done? I've killed, no no no I didn't mean for it to go this far WHY!"

[Jubal]

I just claim the hill. So it's my hill. Because I called dibs. So there.

[debux]

But since I am utterly ignorant of what dibs are, I use my funky username colour to spice up the atmosphere, and put some funky music. Everybody stop bickering and starts dancing, and when nobody is looking I put you all on the throwing arm of a trebuchet and launch you all to the Alps.

My Hill!

[Cuddly Khan]

I was a dead body at the time. I come back to life and take the hill by kicking the base and you fall down because of the vibrations. My Hill

[debux]

But as you enjoy your first second of the feeling of success, it is followed by a second (followed by many others) of intense pain of you cushioning my fall. I stand up unharmed, and reclaim my hill

[Phoenixguard09]

With the aid of their Bunneh God, the Wombat Army with an Airforce of Sugar Gliders and a Brigade of Koala auxiliaries make their own Hill.  In the glory of the Bunneh, the Hill is indeed mighty.  And huge...ish.  And the Army (with accompanying Airforce) protects this hill, with Lazors and Haxxor skillz, for they are awesome in their awesomeness, and protected by the all-knowing, all-seeing, awesome presence of the Bunneh and His awesomeness.  

It is now THE BUNNEH'S HILL! AND HE MADE IT! ALL HAIL THE BUNNEH!  

What now!?