King of the Hill

[Jubal]

I bounce back onto the hill via a well placed trampoline.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

i catch you in a net!

my hill!

[Jubal]

The eagles! The eagles are coming!

My hill!

[Glaurung]

In one of the bits of Middle-earth history not chronicled by Tolkien, the eagles are driven back dragons.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

i do the rain dance and create a storm that pushes the dragons to the ground!

my hill!

[Jubal]

There is a flood, bringing sea serpents (who are for no particular reason under my command) to avenge the dragons.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

I hire an army of world class sushi chefs to handle them!

my hill!

[Glaurung]

Your sushi chefs have not been trained in the correct preparation technique for sea serpents, and are all hideously poisoned.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

They develop super powers from the poison and mutate into super chefs!

My Hill!

[Jubal]

Your super chefs are no match for my super waiters.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

I form a union and force your waiters to go on strike!

My Hill!

[Gmd]

I use a super army of ducks to serve tables instead of waitors! The people love the unique experience increasing income tenfold!
The Hill is therefore given to their lord and savior GMD

[DeepCandle Games]

I hire a KFC task force to roast every duck in your army, turning the hill into a fried duck (but people can't taste the difference) restaurant!

my hill!

[Jubal]

I don't like fast food. You go out of business as I was your only potential customer.

My hill.

[DeepCandle Games]

I start another business as a hill salesman and persuade you into selling me the hill!

My Hill!