King of the Hill

[Jubal]

I burrow under your under empire and form an even deeper underground empire, overthrowing yours!

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

Dont you mean underthrowing?

[Glaurung]

BearKnight fails to claim the hill in his post.

My hill!

[Jubal]

I don't know why it's my hill it just is.

My hill?

[DeepCandle Games]

It was mine and I lost it!

My hill!

[Jubal]

I obtain the services of La Maupin. She burns/stabs everything that isn't running away. Then sings about it.

My hill!

[Glaurung]

La Maupin gets bored and wanders off to burn or stab other things and then sing about them. I occupy the abandoned hill.

My hill!

[Jubal]

Your hill is taken away by a procedural motion.

My hill!

[Glaurung]

I raise a point of order because your procedural motion did not follow the proper procedure.

My hill!

[Jubal]

I bribe the chair.

My hill!

[Glaurung]

I make an "unsolicited donation" to the committee.

My hill!

[Jubal]

I institute martial law. And marital law. The committee are all married off to high ranking generals and I am in charge.

My hill!

[Glaurung]

The glorious People's Revolution (to last a thousand years!) overthrows the cruel and oppressive regime and its marital law! Huzzah!

Their hill!

[Jubal]

I wait for the glorious People's Revolution to collapse into infighting.

Three weeks later, my hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

You chose Fidel Castro as your leader and now he has passed away, leaving the hill to his cousin Fernando which is me in a disguise!

My Hill!