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Jubal
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #930 on:
November 30, 2016, 10:00:35 AM »
I implement Operation Bay of Pigs II: Pig Harder and bring MURICA into the war.
My hill!
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The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...
DeepCandle Games
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #931 on:
November 30, 2016, 10:37:50 AM »
I assault your porky ruler-ship with an attacking force of butchers and farmers!
We feast on your remains and feed the scraps to our various pets!
My Hill!
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #932 on:
November 30, 2016, 06:36:01 PM »
There is a religious revolution and all your pork butchers go out of busines.
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #933 on:
November 30, 2016, 11:37:17 PM »
Cows with guns.
Cow hill.
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Jubal
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #934 on:
November 30, 2016, 11:40:45 PM »
The cows are too successful and eat all the grass on the hill, dislodging its sides and collapsing it.
I gather up the soil and build a hill.
My hill!
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #935 on:
November 30, 2016, 11:56:28 PM »
That "soil" was the cow dung. No one wants to live on your hill. I find a fresh, clean hill.
My new hill.
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Jubal
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #936 on:
December 01, 2016, 12:13:11 AM »
I breed an army of dung flies on my dung-hill and conquer your hill with a fly plague.
My hill!
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DeepCandle Games
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #937 on:
December 01, 2016, 02:01:25 AM »
I spray your army with pesticides and capture the hill in an airtight suit, My Hill.
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Glaurung
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #938 on:
December 01, 2016, 10:15:46 PM »
My army of scarabs divides the hill into many scarab-sized balls, rolls them away and reassembles the hill under my control.
My hill!
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Jubal
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #939 on:
December 09, 2016, 05:46:26 PM »
My Egyptians flatter your scarabs into leaving by worshipping them. I move into the unoccupied hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #940 on:
December 10, 2016, 12:36:33 PM »
An angry Hobbit who dwells in your hill shoos you off angrily, but I offer to cater a meal for him and he grants me the hill out of gladness!
My hill!
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Jubal
Megadux
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #941 on:
December 10, 2016, 12:47:33 PM »
I cunningly plant a wizard who takes the hobbit off on an adventure, at which point I falsify some legal documents that allow me to move into his hill and claim all his spoons.
My hill!
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The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...
DeepCandle Games
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #942 on:
December 10, 2016, 12:59:16 PM »
I tamper with the small print and regain ownership of the hill!
My hill!
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Jubal
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #943 on:
December 10, 2016, 01:57:57 PM »
I hire a better lawyer.
My hill!
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Glaurung
Sakellarios
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Re: King of the Hill
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Reply #944 on:
January 05, 2017, 10:24:07 PM »
I occupy the hill unnoticed for long enough, and gain it by the Roman law right of usucaption.
My hill!
(And no, you can't have the usufruct of it either!)
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