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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #945 on: January 05, 2017, 11:05:37 PM »
I conquer the hill, removing it from Imperial jurisdiction.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #946 on: January 06, 2017, 08:07:50 AM »
I call the other Emperor who isn't happy, and conquer your hill with a drop pod!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #947 on: January 06, 2017, 04:39:39 PM »
XV-88 Broadside Battlesuits deploy!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #948 on: January 06, 2017, 11:11:52 PM »
I tell them the ethereal is on another hill and lead them away before pushing you off the hill and taking it!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #949 on: January 07, 2017, 01:12:15 AM »
I point out that Fantasy is a better setting and a better game, and occupy the hill with dwarves.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #950 on: January 07, 2017, 04:11:15 AM »
I tell the dwarves you broke an oath with their grandparents and they chase you away!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #951 on: January 07, 2017, 10:00:35 AM »
My force of elves moves onto the unoccupied hill while the dwarves are away chasing someone.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #952 on: January 17, 2017, 05:30:52 PM »
I give the story over to Tolkien. The elves go into terminal wistfulness and decline. The time for the Hill of Men has come.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #953 on: January 20, 2017, 10:11:46 PM »
A strangely persuasive emissary from a previously unknown land gives you a beautiful ring to wear. After many years, you find that you are immortal, but that you no longer have a physical body, and that your will is entirely subject to an evil supernatural being. You are drawn inexorably to the Dark Land to serve your master.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #954 on: January 20, 2017, 11:40:36 PM »
Suddenly, hobbits.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #955 on: January 22, 2017, 10:58:57 AM »
I corner the market in pipeweed and the hobbits are forced to retreat.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #956 on: January 23, 2017, 01:06:58 AM »
Liberal Mayor of Michel Delving Normbold Lamboggins liberalises the pipeweed market, allowing free competition and the hobbits return!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #957 on: January 23, 2017, 05:30:39 AM »
I host a feast on a nearby hill with all of the best hobbit treats that lasts from dawn 'til dusk! While the Hobbits are sleeping off the celebrations I take your hill!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #958 on: January 24, 2017, 11:04:40 PM »
Little do you realise that the hill has been rigged with traps, and you slip and fall into the deep hobbit-holes and down to the dungeons below!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #959 on: February 02, 2017, 11:28:30 PM »
"Down, down, to Goblin town..."

The deep holes and dungeons are taken over by orcs.

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