King of the Hill

[Cuddly Khan]

Jury!

MT HILL!!

[feet]

Grenade!
MY HILL!!

[Skull]

I wash feet in Spartan black soup.

MY HILL!

[Marcus]

Strategically placed drawing pins.

My hill I think, chaps.

[Jubal]

What you mean... this hill?

No, no, I'm afraid there seems to have been a dreadful misunderstanding here. You see, this is MY hill, it's always been my hill. You can't just walk in and take other people's hills away! Where would we be if that sort of thing happened? Dreadful nuisance.

So... my hill, alright?

[Dimos]

I am the HILL, you can be the Kings, but remember... Hills are always winning in the end!

[Jubal]

You're still my damn hill.

[feet]

Grenade!
My hill (I <3 my grenade launcher)

[Othko97]

Landmine.

My hill.

[fez-fez]

welllll.......

Silim, ta se mo cnoc 

[Jubal]

My hill because non-Irish people can understand my claim to it. 

[Scarlet]

After years of living on the hill that is rightfully mine and having been so cruelly cast from it, I use my in-depth knowledge of the network of tunnels under the hill as well as trickery, deceit, blackmail and my feminine charms to destroy, from within, those who would keep my hill from me.

My hill.

[Jubal]

My hill because I'll be really really sad if you don't let me have my hill.   

[Scarlet]

Who cares about your lonely soul? We strive toward a larger goal. A goal of my hill!

My hill.

(You could visit? )

[Jubal]

Had you been there tonight you might know how it feels... to conquer the hill in a moment of breathless delight...

My hill